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Thread: It's Not A Custom PC IF

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    Ultimate Member morpheus kain's Avatar
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    It's Not A Custom PC IF

    it doens't have at least one screw rattling around in it.





    HEY GUYS LET'S MAKE THE LIST AND I'LL GIVE IT TO A COUPLE OF WEB SITES!!!!!
    -"Don't touch that!!!!!" -ZAPPPPP!- Hehe yet another excuse to upgrade-

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    And its a different experience for every boot...

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    If it has an OEM logo on the POST.

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    It doesn't sound like a jetliner when you turn it on.

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    My cheesy ones:

    It comes with a system restore disk...

    You can't clearly identify the motherboard...

    The speakers come attached to the monitor!

    The motherboard has a daughter-card for expansion slots...

    The BIOS hasn't been flashed at least once...

    The case has a 'Warranty void if seal is broken' label...

    The keyboard has a button to change the volume...
    Last edited by SpaceBz; 02-13-2002 at 11:04 PM.

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    You can remember the last time the cover was on

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    Moved to the community forum.
    This post has no relevance toward cpus or overclocking. In fact, its more of a discussion.

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    oops my bd imperion. what a blunder!


    If the fsb is below 145
    -"Don't touch that!!!!!" -ZAPPPPP!- Hehe yet another excuse to upgrade-

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    Re: It's Not A Custom PC IF

    It's got a 'Designed For Windows95' sticker on the case.

    It's got an 'Intel Inside' sticker on the side.

    It's on a clean desk.

    It run Windows Me

    It runs Windows

    It runs


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    ... it takes time to figure out how to open the case.
    regards,

    the xenon

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    You've taken the time to attach the internal speaker.

    You haven't got at least one cable you can't find the connection for.

    It boots up the first time.

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    If you dont know the name and model of every component in your case...
    To me, clowns aren't funny. In fact, they're kind of scary. I've
    wondered where this started and I think it goes back to the time I went
    to the circus, and a clown killed my dad.

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    The case is beige.

    The CD-Rom drive colour matches the case colour exactly.

    The mouse connector is colour coded to the mainboard socket.

    You have less than 5 PCI slots.

    Your BIOS contains only settings for the drive boot sequence.

    To reinstall a working system, you insert the "recovery disk" and reboot.

    If the system has a model number.

    There are less than 3 cooling fans.

    The radiator isn't mounted crooked. :0)
    |}~(O)~{|

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    The hard drive is mounted with more than one screw

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    Originally posted by dmoltrup
    The hard drive is mounted with more than one screw
    That's me! ****, these are all great and I just keep nodding my head while reading each of them...
    To me, clowns aren't funny. In fact, they're kind of scary. I've
    wondered where this started and I think it goes back to the time I went
    to the circus, and a clown killed my dad.

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