Just found this on the innerwebs

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Hey, the bum was losing peoples mail, mine included. I had bills not getting paid cuz he'd pick them up and then leave them in the street someplace, etc. Old duffer needed to retire

If he was a horse they'da shot him ................... Whoa wait yas in the United States Of Moider Land ain't-cha .......... Hose i'm wiv a Uzi