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  1. 01-07-2009, 10:29 AM #1
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    True Genius! - It is hard to find.

    During deep sleep IT came to me and the future of processing is clear.
    Future processors will primarily be digital tuning radios acting as grid computing nodes.
    Voila. See ya in hell.     PROCESSING
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  2. 01-08-2009, 07:51 AM #2
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    So, did you get your 99 quid.
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  3. 01-08-2009, 08:28 AM #3
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    A little old guy is walking around in a supermarket calling out, Crisco, Crissssssscoooo!'

    Soon an assistant manager approaches and says, 'Sir, the Crisco is in aisle 3.'

    The old guy replies, 'Oh, I'm not looking for the cooking stuff. I'm calling my wife. She's in here somewhere'

    The clerk is astonished.

    'Your wife's name is Crisco?'

    The old guy answers, 'Oh no, no, no. I only call her that when we're out in public.'

    'I see,' said the clerk.

    'What do you call her at home?'

    'Lard acre.'

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