Woman finds hungry calico cat hiding in $27 couch

[j.m@talk]

SPOKANE, Wash. – The mysterious mewing in Vickie Mendenhall's home started about the time she bought a used couch for $27. After days of searching for the source of the noise, she found a very hungry calico cat living in her sofa.
Her boyfriend, Chris Lund, was watching TV on Tuesday night and felt something move inside the couch. He pulled it away from the wall, lifted it up and there was the cat, which apparently crawled through a small hole on the underside.

Mendenhall contacted Value Village, where she bought the couch, but the store had no information on who donated it. So she took the cat to SpokAnimal CARE, the animal shelter where she works, so it could recover, and contacted media outlets in hopes of finding the owner.
Sure enough, Bob Killion of Spokane showed up to claim the cat on Thursday after an acquaintance alerted him to a TV story about it. Killion had donated a couch on Feb. 19, and his 9-year-old cat, Callie, disappeared at about the same time.

[mireland]

I was wondering when you were going to post this story.

[j.m@talk]

Cheapskate gets $27 sofa & mog ........ Shouldda held it hostage fer extra quids

[mireland]

I'm thinking they shoulda either shot the sofa...or the cat...

[j.m@talk]

Its J00 that needs shot

[mireland]

Its J00 that needs shot

(deflects incoming rounds towards BD's direction)

[j.m@talk]

fair doo's

[BadDriver]

I just swabbed down the BD terlet. Used to smell like carp and whizz. Now the whole joint smells like a ferkin pine forest.

I think the carp and whizz smelled better...almost.

[BadDriver]

(deflects incoming rounds towards BD's direction)

I gots kevlar boxers. JM made'em for me.

[j.m@talk]

I'm gonna start doin' Teflon boxers........ El no skiddy issue

[BadDriver]

I'm gonna start doin' Teflon boxers........ El no skiddy issue

Yeah!!

Especially the rear panel.

[j.m@talk]

I dunno how much tha fabric is ....... Its one of them things when pplz don't talk bout the price too much ...... Which is kinda worrying ....... Either way yas looks at it ...... When I'm done wiv its gonna cost a bomb

[mireland]

I dunno how much tha fabric is ....... Its one of them things when pplz don't talk bout the price too much ...... Which is kinda worrying ....... Either way yas looks at it ...... When I'm done wiv its gonna cost a bomb

try velvet or better yet velcro

[BadDriver]

This could be the beginning of something BIG!

JM's boxer co. inc. Skid resistant rear panel, kevlar front to keep the Lorena Bobbits at bay as well as jealous husband bullets. Also, crotch hairs can't penetrate kevlar for those times ya just want to sit at yer computer in yer shorts for a month.

Jockey shorts.

Gimme a good set of custom made JM's.

[BadDriver]

try velvet or better yet velcro

Yeah, in the inner front. It'll help hold'em up. That'd solve some probs.