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English Hospitality
An American tourist in London decides to skip his tour group and explore the city on his own. He wanders around, seeing the sights, occasionally stopping at a quaint pub to soak up the local culture, chat with the locals, and have a pint of bitter.
After a while, he finds himself in a very nice neighborhood with big, stately residences. No pubs, no stores, no restaurants, and worst of all no public restrooms.
However, he really has to go, after all those Guinness’s. He finds a narrow side street, with high walls surrounding the adjacent buildings and decides to use the wall to solve his problem.
As he is unzipping, he is tapped on the shoulder by a London bobby, who says, “Sir, you simply cannot do that here, you know.”
“I’m very sorry, officer,” replies the American, “but I really have to go, and I just can’t find a public restroom.”
“Ah, yes,” said the bobby, “just follow me”. He leads the American to a back delivery alley to a gate, which he opens.
“In there,” points the bobby, “whiz away sir, anywhere you like.”
The fellow enters and finds himself in the most beautiful garden he has ever seen. Manicured grass lawns, statuary, fountains, sculptured hedges, and huge beds of gorgeous flowers, all in perfect bloom.
Since he has the policeman’s blessing, he relieves himself and feels much more comfortable. As he goes back through the gate, he says to the bobby “That was really decent of you. Is that what you call English hospitality?”
“No sir…”, replied the bobby, “that is what we call the French Embassy.”
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Hehehe,, wait'll they find out he carpped in the queens rose bed
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Originally Posted by leprechaun_40
Hehehe,, wait'll they find out he carpped in the queens rose bed
***SHOCK***
DISGUSTING!
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Originally Posted by leprechaun_40
Hehehe,, wait'll they find out he carpped in the queens rose bed
hey, that's good for gardens...she'll have a nice healthy garden...
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Originally Posted by mireland
hey, that's good for gardens...she'll have a nice healthy garden...
Heres a nice healthy slap in the chops
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Originally Posted by j.m@talk
Heres a nice healthy slap in the chops
you seem to be sensitive about your mog and the queens lawn...you turning poofy on us???
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Nahh ......
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Hey, could be worse, could be the cat doing the carping
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Look @ dis kitty
Here
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Originally Posted by j.m@talk
Look @ dis kitty
Here
Hungry kitty
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Eat cake. Bon appetite.
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It should happen to all royalty.
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Guinness isn't a bitter
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We can't stop here, this is bat country!
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Originally Posted by werz
It should happen to all royalty.
Ohh pipe down
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