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  1. 09-10-2007, 02:10 PM #1
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    Oh, Britney. Honey. No.................

    Britney's performance can be described in two words: Hot mess. I can't say I was surprised -- I didn't expect her to rock it -- except that I was. It sucked that much.

    Where were her people, the ones who made sure she knew the words to her own stupid songs well enough to lip-sync them? Where was her personal trainer? Her stylist? Didn't they at least give the girl a mirror in her dressing room? Couldn't she figure out that she could hardly walk, let alone dance in those boots?.

    Never mind that the song itself sounded like a (bad) 90s club anthem. The poor thing wobbled through her moves while looking sad and a bit confused in her chosen "outfit" -- a glittery bra and panty set. The over all effect was that of an out-of-shape hooker with an inner ear infection.

    Britney, sweetie.
    It's okay that you no longer have the abs of a 17-year-old Spartan boy, but why draw attention to it? Why not opt for a nice, short, empire-cut dress and boots with lower heels?



    If nothing else, the miserable performance was the perfect setup for Sarah Silverman, who took the stage right after Brit. I love the way Silverman makes me cringe.


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  2. 09-10-2007, 04:13 PM #2
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    "What Happens in Vegas - Stays in Vegas."

    NOT ANY MORE.....
    "Vegetarians live up to nine years longer than the rest of us...Nine horrible, worthless, baconless years."
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  3. 09-10-2007, 04:25 PM #3
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    I didn't see the act ........ But she looks ok to me ..........

    Ok I'm a perve ......... Like...... AND ?

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  4. 09-10-2007, 04:36 PM #4
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    You Too, can watch the Video...

    Video: Britney bombs at comeback performance
    http://tv.msn.com/tv/article.aspx?news=274895&GT1=7703
    "Vegetarians live up to nine years longer than the rest of us...Nine horrible, worthless, baconless years."
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    What a worthless cow, shoot her in the head
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    Too late. She already spawned...TWICE. The damage has been done.
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    Ummmmmm oops

    Stand Back ............ I'll sort this out

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  8. 09-10-2007, 05:57 PM #8
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    Quote Originally Posted by tantone
    Too late. She already spawned...TWICE. The damage has been done.
    Napalm, it's the only way, well, I guess a hellfire missle would work too.
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  9. 09-10-2007, 07:13 PM #9
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    she is a fine outstanding singer of our generation...................OH GOD I JUST WET MYSELF SAYING THAT!




    all kidding aside: shoot the (st)unt!
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  10. 09-10-2007, 07:55 PM #10
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    Quote Originally Posted by mireland
    OH GOD I JUST WET MYSELF
    You call this news?

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  11. 09-10-2007, 08:39 PM #11
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    The Kinks used to sing about Fat Flabby Annie....this must be her (not quite 16 stone yet).


    MOOOOO!
    Thank God we're not getting all of the government we're paying for!
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  12. 09-10-2007, 08:50 PM #12
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    That ain't flabby ......... Geebers you guys have the edge on the universe when it comes to flab

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  13. 09-10-2007, 08:52 PM #13
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    Quote Originally Posted by j.m@talk
    That ain't flabby ......... Geebers you guys have the edge on the universe when it comes to flab

    you're always *itching about fat yanks...why aren't you *itching about that fat whore?
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    Quote Originally Posted by j.m@talk
    That ain't flabby ......... Geebers you guys have the edge on the universe when it comes to flab
    That roll of flab under her right arm is FLAB. Useless weight. Like the organ between her ears.

    My wife weighs more than BS but there's no flab on her.
    Thank God we're not getting all of the government we're paying for!
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  15. 09-10-2007, 09:01 PM #15
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    Quote Originally Posted by mireland
    you're always *itching about fat yanks...why aren't you *itching about that fat whore?
    Cos I'm a perve

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