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05-31-2007, 12:34 PM
#181
Ultimate Member
huh?
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05-31-2007, 01:21 PM
#182
Member
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05-31-2007, 02:09 PM
#183
Registered User
Originally Posted by herosrest
wadda cock...
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05-31-2007, 02:12 PM
#184
Complete & Utter Member
Originally Posted by mireland
wadda cock...
10-4
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05-31-2007, 02:16 PM
#185
Ultimate Member
KENNY THE ROOSTER
This farmer has about 500 hens, but no rooster, and he wants chicks. So, he goes down the road to the next farmer and asks if he has a rooster that he would sell. The other farmer says, "Yep, I've got this great rooster, named Kenny. He'll service every chicken you got, no problem." Well, Kenny the rooster costs $3,000, a lot of money, but the farmer decides he'd be worth it. So, he buys Kenny. The farmer takes Kenny home and sets him down in the barnyard, but first he gave the rooster a pep talk "I want you to pace yourself. You've got a lot of chickens to service here, and you cost me, a lot of money; consequently, I'll need you to do a good job. So, take your time and have some fun, "the farmer said, with a chuckle. Kenny seems to understand, so the farmer points toward the hen house and Kenny takes off like a shot. WHAM! Kenny nails every hen in the hen house - three or four times, and the farmer is really shocked. After that, the farmer hears a commotion in the duck pen and, sure enough, Kenny is in there. Later, the farmer sees Kenny after a flock of geese down by the lake. Once again - WHAM! He gets all the geese. By sunset he sees Kenny out in the fields chasing quail and pheasants. The farmer is distraught and worried that his expensive rooster won't even last 24 hours. Sure enough, the farmer goes to bed and wakes up the next morning to find Kenny on his back out in the middle of the yard, mouth open, tongue hanging out and both feet sticking straight up in the air. Buzzards are circling overhead. The farmer, saddened by the loss of such a colourful and expensive animal, shakes his head and says, "Oh, Kenny, I told you to pace yourself. I tried to get you to slow down, now look what you've done to yourself." Kenny opens one eye, nods toward the buzzards circling in the sky and says "Shhhh, they're getting closer!"
During deep sleep IT came to me and the future of processing is clear.
Future processors will primarily be digital tuning radios acting as grid computing nodes.
Voila. See ya in hell. PROCESSING
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05-31-2007, 02:17 PM
#186
Member
Originally Posted by j.m@talk
10-4
=6
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05-31-2007, 02:23 PM
#187
Registered User
Originally Posted by loAol
=6
which happens to be herorests IQ...
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05-31-2007, 02:33 PM
#188
Ultimate Member
Who needs iQ when they are perfect.
During deep sleep IT came to me and the future of processing is clear.
Future processors will primarily be digital tuning radios acting as grid computing nodes.
Voila. See ya in hell. PROCESSING
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05-31-2007, 02:50 PM
#189
Member
Originally Posted by herosrest
Who needs iQ when they are perfect.
you do
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05-31-2007, 02:56 PM
#190
Registered User
wadda quack!
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05-31-2007, 03:11 PM
#191
Ultimate Member
Originally Posted by loAol
you do
Take the test - u really aught to now ya know - http://simple-iq.com/
http://www.buzzhumor.com/jokes/9426/Engineering_In_Hell
An engineer dies and reports to the pearly gates. St. Peter checks his dossier and says, "Ah, you're an engineer -- you're in the wrong place."
So, the engineer reports to the gates of hell and is let in. Pretty soon, the engineer gets dissatisfied with the level of comfort in hell, and starts designing and building improvements. After awhile, they've got air conditioning and flush toilets and escalators, and the engineer is a pretty popular guy.
One day, God calls Satan up on the telephone and says with a sneer, "So, how's it going down there in hell?"
Satan replies, "Hey, things are going great. We've got air conditioning and flush toilets and escalators, and there's no telling what this engineer is going to come up with next."
God replies, "What??? You've got an engineer? That's a mistake -- he should never have gotten down there; send him up here."
Satan says, "No way. I like having an engineer on the staff, and I'm keeping him."
God says, "Send him back up here or I'll sue."
Satan laughs uproariously and answers, "Yeah, right. And just where are YOU going to get a lawyer?"
Last edited by herosrest; 05-31-2007 at 03:14 PM.
During deep sleep IT came to me and the future of processing is clear.
Future processors will primarily be digital tuning radios acting as grid computing nodes.
Voila. See ya in hell. PROCESSING
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05-31-2007, 03:33 PM
#192
Member
what did u get?
i got a 142
(english first language checked)
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05-31-2007, 07:43 PM
#193
Ultimate Member
Join up .......................... the banc lan .com
During deep sleep IT came to me and the future of processing is clear.
Future processors will primarily be digital tuning radios acting as grid computing nodes.
Voila. See ya in hell. PROCESSING
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05-31-2007, 09:05 PM
#194
Ultimate Member
Originally Posted by loAol
what did u get?
i got a 142
(english first language checked)
Gifted I am....
Nice number there loAol
I took another IQ test a few weeks ago and got 2 points off from what that site said.
136 on the site posted
134 on the other test
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06-02-2007, 01:17 PM
#195
Ultimate Member
Last edited by herosrest; 06-02-2007 at 01:23 PM.
During deep sleep IT came to me and the future of processing is clear.
Future processors will primarily be digital tuning radios acting as grid computing nodes.
Voila. See ya in hell. PROCESSING
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