Dumb Question

[mireland]

The real expert is no longer available. Mr plop plop is bannen.

don't ya miss his pickles?

[Strawbs]

modern British lavs have a dual flush! a short one for pea-shooters & a longer one for the loggers! which one you get depends on how long you hold the handle down for.

[j.m@talk]

which one you get depends on how long you hold the handle down for.

Nahh I gotta 2 button jobbie ........ Sml fer tinkle...... Lge fer Logs ...... I have a spare ....... flusher mech if yas wants me to take a pickkie .......... Its at the bottom of the wardrobe tho

[herosrest]

How did ya teach the cats which button to yews.

[j.m@talk]

Shat & left

[mireland]

modern British lavs have a dual flush! a short one for pea-shooters & a longer one for the loggers! which one you get depends on how long you hold the handle down for.

oh my god....

[herosrest]

Co-incidence or fate....

(Quote - Randy Sohn - Top Gun) I have told this many times before but be patient...We had a latrine built directly across the street from the club...it was the practice for the orderly to burn it out each morning. We also had a Rep from the Allison Corp that was lazy if I cared to put it mildly. It was his practice to gather up all of the newspapers in the club, amble across the street and proceed to seek relief. Well, this particular morning the orderly forgot the matches with which to light the fire to burn the latrine out..They dumped gasoline into the latrine in order to burn it out. Mr Rep, I have forgotten his name, gets all set up for a good mornings browse, and his cigarette, throws the match in the adjoining hole. This causes each lid to stand vertically from the concussion...He takes off across the flat, trousers at half mass, his bottom a cherry red, and his cigarette still unlit."

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