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  1. 01-28-2006, 08:04 PM #1
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    Its Da Copz :-0

    While I was driving down the freeway the other day, (going a little faster than I should have been) I passed under a bridge only to see a copper on the other side with a radar gun laying in wait.

    The copper pulled me over, walked up to the car, and with that classic patronising smirk, asked "Runway too short?" To which I replied, "I'm late for work." To which he asked, "What do you do?" "I'm a rectum stretcher," I responded.

    The copper was surprised and confused. "A what? A rectum stretcher?? And just what does a rectum stretcher do?" "Well," I said, "I start by inserting one finger, then I work my way up to two fingers, then three, then four, then with my whole hand in, work side to side until I can get both hands in, and then I slowly but surely stretch the hole, until it's about 6 feet."

    Then the cop asked questioningly and cautiously, "And just what exactly do you do with a six-foot bumhole?" "To which I politely replied, "You give him a radar gun and park him behind a bridge..."


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  2. 01-28-2006, 08:13 PM #2
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  3. 01-28-2006, 08:38 PM #3
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    stick to the news reports...
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  4. 01-28-2006, 08:43 PM #4
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    Quote Originally Posted by mireland
    stick to the news reports...

    Take that to work



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  5. 01-29-2006, 03:00 AM #5
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    That story is only troo about jm, until he gets his whole hand in.
    Everything after that is from his imagination.
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  6. 01-29-2006, 12:42 PM #6
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    What does Laura Bush do with her @rsehole everymorning?


    She kisses him and sends him off to work.
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  7. 01-29-2006, 12:50 PM #7
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    Muhahahahahhahahahha

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  8. 01-29-2006, 02:55 PM #8
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    Quote Originally Posted by leprechaun_40
    What does Laura Bush do with her @rsehole everymorning?


    She kisses him and sends him off to work.

    HA!
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