Effective Communication

[Swordfish]

What is Effective Communication ?


Jack and Max are walking from religious service.

Jack wonders whether it would be all right to smoke while praying.

Max replies, "Why don't you ask the Priest?"

So Jack goes up to the Priest and asks, "Priest, may I smoke while I pray?"

But the Priest says, "No, my son, you may not. That's utter disrespect to our religion."

Jack goes back to his friend and tells him what the good Priest told him.

Max says, "I'm not surprised. You asked the wrong question. Let me try."

And so Max goes up to the Priest and asks, "Priest, may I pray while I smoke?"

To which the Priest eagerly replies, "By all means, my son. By all means."


Moral: The reply you get depends on the question you ask.

[mireland]

so does this apply when asking your significant other for sex?

[j.m@talk]

So Rude

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[mireland]

So Rude

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shut up..you were wondering the same thing, since yer the head perv around here!(hee hee I said "head")

[j.m@talk]

yer the head perv around here!

Troo

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[zybch]

Can you smoke while having sex?
Only if you don't use lubricant.

[Prushka]

Can you smoke while having sex?
Only if you don't use lubricant.

[Prushka]

so does this apply when asking your significant other for sex?

If I pray can I smoke while having sex?

"By all means, my son. By all means,
but why not pray for smoking sex"