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Feelings of Inadequacy
Do you have feelings of inadequacy? Do you suffer from shyness? Do you sometimes wish you were more assertive?
If you answered yes to any of these questions, ask your doctor or pharmacist about Tequila(r).
Tequila(r) is the safe, natural way to feel better and more confident about yourself and your actions. Tequila(r) can help ease you out of your shyness and let you tell the world that you're ready and willing to do just about anything.
You will notice the benefits of Tequila(r) almost immediately, and with a regimen of regular doses, you can overcome any obstacles that prevent you from living the life you want to live.
Shyness and awkwardness will be a thing of the past, and you will discover many talents you never knew you had. Stop hiding and start living, with Tequila(r).
Tequila(r) may not be right for everyone. Women who are pregnant or nursing should not use Tequila(r). However, women who wouldn't mind nursing or becoming pregnant are encouraged to try it.
Side effects may include dizziness, nausea, vomiting, incarceration, erotic lustfulness, loss of motor control, loss of clothing, loss of money, loss of virginity, delusions of grandeur, table dancing, headache, dehydration, dry mouth, and a desire to sing Karaoke and play all-night rounds of Strip Poker, Truth Or Dare, and Naked Twister.
Tequila(r): Leave Shyness Behind!
"Vegetarians live up to nine years longer than the rest of us...Nine horrible, worthless, baconless years."
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I'll take a dozen
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tried it once...don't remember much after that..
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Bravo or should I say Cuervo
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Originally Posted by Prushka
Bravo or should I say Cuervo
No way Jose
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Patrón Spirits
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Double distelled teq thats that crazy stuff from mexico...lol...
Azul Margerita's ohhh yeahhh love those things.
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Oh yea.... upside-down shooters of Padron at Senior Frogs in Mazatlan!!!! Shake, bake then drink till ya puke....
Ah the memories, that is those I remember
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When I'm in Mexico I drink Havana Club cause we can't get it here
It's from... well... Havana
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Originally Posted by j.m@talk
Ya don't getta lota Mexicans round these partz............ Theys just ppl off the telly that John Wayne Shoots at when they calls him Gringo ........ & that other old lookin' dude with the white hair, dodgy stare & confounded pocket watch that he is allways pullin' outta his pocket, flippin it open, it plays a twangi choon, then he Shoots ....... & never misses...... The man must sleep wiv his gun ...... Wodda pervert
I don't think i've ever seen a mexican with a british accent, and vice versa..
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Si Conjo No................... Mofo (I fink dats how yas spells it any who)
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Originally Posted by j.m@talk
Si Conjo No................... Mofo (I fink dats how yas spells it any who)
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Hmmm...
Tequila straight!
tequila & orange soda= sunrise
tequila & grapefruit soda = paloma
tequila & coke =charro negro
tequila vodka &coffee liquor = cucaracha
tequila %7up =muppet
no double distelled, much better 100% agave
si, como no!
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