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    Administrator Steve R Jones's Avatar
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    Will He Jump?!?!?

    Bob, a handsome dude, walked into a sports bar around 9:58 PM

    He sat down next to a blonde at the bar and stared up at the TV.


    The 10:00 PM news was coming on. The news crew was covering a story of a man on a ledge of a large building preparing to jump.


    The blonde looked at Bob and said, 'Do you think he'll jump?'




    Bob says, 'You know, I bet he'll jump.'

    The blonde replied, 'Well, I bet he won't.'

    Bob placed a $20 bill on the bar and said, 'You're on!'


    Just as the blonde placed her money on the bar, the guy on the ledge did a swan dive off the building, falling to his death.


    The blonde was very upset, but willingly handed her $20 to Bob, saying, 'Fair's fair. Here's your money.'


    Bob replied, 'I can't take your money, I saw this earlier on the 5 PM news and so I knew he would jump.'


    The blond replied, 'I did too; but I didn't think he'd do it again.'


    Bob took the money......
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    Registered User mireland's Avatar
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    and of course you've heard about the blond that got stuck on the escalator?

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