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What is the best technological advise you have ever received or have given?
What is the best technological advise you have ever received or have given?
"I'm no technical supervisor, I'm a supervising technician."
--Homer Simpson
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No your computer can not get drunk......
Mike (OrkinMann)
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Turn it off...
...wait...
...turn it back on again...
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Don't plug that cable in there
why
Because you will create a loop back and re-route all the packets creating a blockage at the switch
the what
Don't plug that cable in there.
oh ok
Stefan
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Re: What is the best technological advise you have ever received or have given?
Originally posted by stix_kua
What is the best technological advise you have ever received
Never buy a Compaq Presario.
What is the best technological advise you have ever given?
Pack up the PC and return it. You're too stupid to own a PC.
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No its not a coffee cup holder!
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Disclaimer: I apologise in advance if my post is offensive to anyone especially fancyf!
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me i think use Magic Folders.... why you guys all know the reason.
I remember when i was a Gateway tech at a call center, there used be a guy called Dell.He once got a customer who had a problem with a stuck battery in his laptop.
The customer asked Dell how he can install a new one without damaging the whole unit. Dell had no clue what to do with the customer. So as being a junior he asked his team leader, his superior, who happenned to be a chemical engineer from Michigan, for his advice.
This guy told him to say to the customer that he should use more force in order to remove the battery. When Dell asked him how much, he said 700 Horse power.
Dell did as he was told?
As expected, the customer asked back where he could find the horses.
Dell gave him the Gateway Accessory store webpage and told him to browse thru it and that he will find one horse for sure.
now that was some real powerful advice.
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Re: What is the best technological advise you have ever received or have given?
quote:
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Originally posted by stix_kua
What is the best technological advise you have ever received or given?
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Use the best OS in the world, Windows Me
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Why do you need an upgrade?
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Just leave it alone... I'm on my way over.
and
Well... did you try reseting it?
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Re: Re: What is the best technological advise you have ever received or have given?
Originally posted by BipolarBill
Pack up the PC and return it. You're too stupid to own a PC.
I remember you giving that advice to someone!
Stefan
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Moi? Never!
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quote:
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Originally posted by BipolarBill
Pack up the PC and return it. You're too stupid to own a PC.
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That's hilarious.
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