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  1. 08-05-2002, 01:14 AM #16
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    a box of chocolates no. uh..........buy her LOVE BABY
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  2. 08-05-2002, 06:53 AM #17
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    having listen to my wife of 6 years and being the SLAG that i am i have found that all ladies like to have a break from the mundain things of day -day life and that is why i have decided to hire a maid for the next special occation and give her the break that she desires.



    The fact that she will be blode and wearing a french maids outfit will not be for my benefit at all LOL

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  3. 08-05-2002, 05:49 PM #18
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    Got to have a french accent to go with it as well tho
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    Originally posted by pepper


    For me though that helicopter ride would beat jewellery
    Cant beat a big chopper ride
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  5. 08-05-2002, 06:06 PM #20
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    i went up in a sea king (if i remeber rightly) a couple of years back...

    BLOODY BRILLIANT

    Id reccomend it to anyone!! (othe rthan those with vertigo )

    Truly a great experience

    --Jakk
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  6. 08-05-2002, 06:58 PM #21
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    Boy you must be desperate to ask this lot in here. How can you expect a sensible reply from people you can barely drag away from their monitors.
    If I were you I would ask another woman. Ask one or all of her friends. Don't worry yourself. All men are s**t at choosing presents for their loved ones.
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  7. 08-05-2002, 07:02 PM #22
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    i am gonna give her a suprise party and a necklace and a good ****!
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  8. 08-05-2002, 07:17 PM #23
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    The good **** is obligatory
    -"Don't touch that!!!!!" -ZAPPPPP!- Hehe yet another excuse to upgrade-
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    oops
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  10. 08-05-2002, 08:59 PM #25
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    If you parasail or go to the beach don't attempt the good #### in the sand cuz once things get warm it starts to stick and then it gets really messy and isn't good.
    -"Don't touch that!!!!!" -ZAPPPPP!- Hehe yet another excuse to upgrade-
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  11. 08-06-2002, 01:52 AM #26
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    buy here a cr15 asault rifle. im sure it'll come to good use someday.
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  12. 08-06-2002, 03:30 AM #27
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    Oh man - you really don't have a clue, do you? Good thing there are women around...
    I'd want the gold necklace, please - nothing too fancy... Some flowers and a nice meal in a nice restaurant and BEING WARNED ABOUT IT beforehand.

    If anyone gave me a hoover for my birthday I'd be mighty upset
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  13. 08-06-2002, 05:07 AM #28
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    Necklace..... good idea but go for gold or silver (not a pearl necklace)


    As for **** would that be code for BOOK.



    JUST JOKING

    Haggis.
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    You need to buy some new underwear, preferably grey flanel y-fronts. Just remember...

    Chicks love grey

    [Spike, Notting Hill]



    That's absolutely guaranteed to get her in the right mood.

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  15. 08-06-2002, 05:30 PM #30
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    Thanks chix, I'll remember the gold necklace. I wasn't sure if women really liked jewelry on b'days. Guess that's why males have such a hard gd time.
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