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    Oldie but still funny...

    A marketing company trying to determine if computers should be referred to in the masculine or feminine gender polled control groups of men and women and asked them to state 3 reasons for their decision:

    The women decided that computers were masculine and gave the following reasons:

    1.Before anything can be accomplished with a computer it must be TURNED ON.

    2.While computers are supposed to solve problems, half of the time the computer is the problem.

    3.Once you have committed in the purchase of a computer you soon find out that if you had just waited a couple of months a much better one would have come along.

    The Men decided that the computer must be feminine because:

    1.Only their creator can possibly understand the internal workings.

    2.Even your tiniest mistake can be stored in long term memory.

    3. Once you have committed to a computer you soon find that half your income is spent on upgrades and accessories.

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    GREAT post CMonster...
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    you will miss out of some of life's many disappointments...

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