Who wants to date me?

**Dputiger** · 09-20-2001 02:42 AM

Ok, for the record, I thought it'd be funny to post this and see what kind of response I got.

So, let's see. I guess I'd have to post a little info....

I'm 22.
Male.
Straight.

Hmmmm.

No disgusting habits.

I make up words (shutoffable being my latest one)

6ft, in reasonably good shape (run three or four times a week)

Yeah, that'll do it.

Any takers?

I'm already laughing imagining what people are going to say to this.

socalgal · 09-20-2001 03:17 AM

Well, Dputiger, considering the ratio of males:females on this site, don't feel too bad if you don't get many replies.

Then again, we just might have an influx of new female registrants after they see your post, and you'll get PM'd to distraction.

(I have a feeling you'll be hearing from one certain member, too lol...)

You sound OK to me, but I'm prolly way too old for you

(and NO, DON"T ASK how old!).

Posting a pic may generate even more responses.... 'cause I've seen a pic of you before

Anyone know what happened to our Member Photo Gallery? I can't find it ...

**NDC** · 09-20-2001 03:25 AM

If you date Socal, just tell her not to forget to put something on those horns so you don't lose your eyes!

**Hellmund** · 09-20-2001 06:54 AM

Here ya go socal

http://sysopt.earthweb.com/forum/memberdir/index.html

Careful, she might bite dputiger

**OuTpaTienT** · 09-20-2001 07:47 AM

If any new females show up around here just to contact you Dputiger, I'd be extremely cautious if I were you. Sometimes I wonder about some of these guys around here...no tellin' what they might do.

**Mr.Goodbytes** · 09-20-2001 08:11 AM

A little foreshadowing there, Out?

Don't worry, Joel. I'll ask my g/f if she has any friends she can spare to lose.

Joe King

Not that Sysopt is an online dating service, but to any women who might consider the boy's request: He's a great guy. Upstanding gentleman. Honorable, intelligent, capable... just about every good quality you can think of.

**GroundZero3** · 09-20-2001 08:44 AM

If any new females show up around here just to contact you Dputiger, I'd be extremely cautious if I were you. Sometimes I wonder about some of these guys around here...no tellin' what they might do.

Talking from personally experiences out

hope it works out for you Dputiger but isn't this kind of like "You Have Mail"

JaYsin

**RustyGT** · 09-20-2001 09:02 AM

dtup,

Isn't it said that:
'Geeks can use their personality, as a contraceptive?'

Figureing out MS is easy, compared to figureing out Ms's.

Altho a few simple rules do pertain.

When in doubt throw h/ware at it. [Baubles bangles and bright shiny beads, Flowers do well here too.]

Be prepared to spend/waste a lot of time. [Well why not, the time at your keyboard, hasn't brung you a result]

Expect the unexpected, BSOD= Hissy Fit.

Software/hardware envy, Get a group of girls together. Cat Scratch..Reawll! Ping,Ping, Out come the talons!

Makes you wonder, Why we/they bother. Funny thing about girls, Up close, they smell as bad as blokes. True.

Red Symons [well known Aussie entertainer] put this quiz up on prime time TV.

Q. Why do women, wear make up and perfume?
A. Because, they are ugly, and they smell!

LOL!

This lot, is gonna get me, chucked outta here, Ha bluddy Ha!

ChrsR.

**Dputiger** · 09-20-2001 10:03 AM

Dear Ladies (if any are out there),

Please don't consider RustyGT's sense of humor indicative of mine.

<grin, win, grin, wink, grin, wink, grin>

socalgal · 09-20-2001 11:24 AM

Thanks, Hellmund! It's bookmarked now

Ok, Dputiger, when you submitted that pic it was 3 yrs old, so it must be.. ±4.5 yrs old now? How about an updated pic

Oh, btw, don't let that pic of me with Howste's head scare you off. We managed to reattach it successfully and he's just fine now

NDC - LOL!

**GroundZero3** · 09-20-2001 11:44 AM

hey socalgal do you know if we can still add a pic in there?

JaYsin

socalgal · 09-20-2001 11:53 AM

Hey Jaysin

I'm pretty sure you can. Scott was accepting photos and the auto-biographies, so try submitting it to him and I'm sure he'll get around to it soon

**Warthog** · 09-20-2001 03:15 PM

hehehe Out, you read my mind

Warthog

**prttybean** · 09-20-2001 04:49 PM

I like the picture gallery. Kind of cool to put faces with names.

**surrealchereal** · 09-22-2001 06:02 PM

Well, count me out,,

I would get arrested for corruption of a youngin',,

(but dang, too bad you aren't just a little older)
Actually I think I know what you mean,

I have thought of posting a Husband Wanted add here.(hee hee) Maybe even ought to offer a bounty!
Of course that would only be paid if he was alive,
I don't want a dead one.
I had a dead one,
that's why I divorced him

But then the medication kicks in and I'm sane again!

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