Keep eatin cheeseburgers and YOU TOO can have one of these!!!

[thekingofpain]

Installed today---patient is doin fine

How cool is this? The ULTIMATE modification id say---(until the brain transplant at least)---lookin for a NEW pump? Look no furthur, the grapefruit-sized, plastic-and-titanium motorized hydraulic pump, which weighs 2 pounds (1 kg), is designed to do the work of the lower chambers of a patient's failing heart. It is the first artificial heart to be free of wires connecting it to an outside energy source, sheesh dont want no wires tieing you down---after this modification, heck you can start all over!!!
Hey I heard Carls Jr has a NEW restaurant style cheeseburger!!! YUM YUM!!!

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EDIT&gt; they didnt say what it cost, im sure its MUCH more then a few thousand cheeseburgers...

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[GroundZero3]

whoa kool im gonna have a car engine when im older! w00t!

Jason

[OuTpaTienT]

Can ya overclock it?

[krusty the klown]

OK, so who's going to be the first person to have one in their watercooled PC?

[CMonster]

cheeseburgers n' beer


cheeseburgers n' beer


cheeseburgers n' beer


cheeseburgers n' beer


cheeseburgers n' beer


cheeseburgers n' beer


cheeseburgers n' beer


cheeseburgers n' beer


cheeseburgers n' beer


cheeseburgers n' beer


mmmmmmmmm-good.. -I'm getting hungry


I'm tired of being teased by angels,


I'm tired of being harassed by demons too,


I just wanna live a simple life with Jesus,


wanna live for Jesus that's what I wanna do.


So don't tell me 'bout that thought that just goes round and round inside my head,


gonna leave the flesh behind when the body is dead,


gonna walk on streets of gold -at least that's what I'm told,


I'm gonna live forever and I'll never grow old.




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[NDC]

Yeah me too! I'm not a very health concious person unfortunatly... I see some people that are so **** health concious but still die at an early age. Just destiny I guess? Anyhow, I love Cheeseburgers and I just can't stop eating them! LOL

[welsh wizard]

VCheese burger, whats a cheese burger look like, They have not allowed me one for about 2 years now

AAAAh ****, I want a cheese burger.

WW

[randy48]

Almost looks like a "Weed Eater" motor Hmmm, pull rope installed through the navel, right shoulder blade modified for an exhaust port/muffler combo, fuel filler neck center of chest...coool! Just need an access panel installed to chabge the spark plug and adjust air/fuel mixture

[KAknight]

There is probably some horrible catch with that thing like cell phones make it go haywire. kinda like the pacemaker - microwave thing.

[Toadman]

Can it be overclocked for those 10k runs tho?

[Barney]

Did they use a recycled tuna fish can in that?

[1000hours]

ahh, feels good to be vegetarian...

[DemonKnight]

They need to make a fake liver. I'm going to be needing one of those. (I drink about cans of coke a day.. better throw in a couple fake kidneys while there at it. ) and some fake lungs for my grandpa, hes got emphizma really bad. and the live I talked about for other grandpa, his has all but completly shut down. (He used to be a heavy drinker)

[Szech]

Can't eat cheese, I'm lactose intolerant . But I'll just keep my burgers popping in the oil of their own melted lard thank you .

That thing is seriously cool though. I'd love to rip out the bilge pump in my computer for it. Do ya have any info on the power source for it KoP?

What I thought would be really cool, is if you could have it tap into the electricity your body generates. No changing batteries or anything!

[Imperion1]

I aught to show this to my younger sister. She's 28 and had a mild heart attack last weekend. Just got sent home 2 days ago. Now she spends $280 a month on medicine. There's like 8 bottles she has to take. Don't know how long she has to take most of them though.

Of course, heart disease runs in my family. Ha, no problems with me, exept the occasional heart burn.

Great now I'm hungry for a nice big greasy CHEESEBURGER. mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.