top 25 country and western song's

[nunyadam]

> >
> > 25. Get Your Tongue Outta My Mouth 'Cause I'm Kissing You Goodbye
> > 24. Her Teeth Was Stained, But Her Heart Was Pure
> > 23. How Can I Miss You If You Won't Go Away?
> > 22. I Don't Know Whether To Kill Myself Or Go Bowling
> > 21. I Bought A Car From A Guy Who Stole My Girl, But It Don't Run So
> > We'reEven
> > 20. I Keep Forgetin' I Forgot About You
> > 19. I Liked You Better Before I Knew You So Well
> > 18. I Still Miss You, Baby, But My Aim's Getting Better
> > 17. I Wouldn't Take Her To A Dog Fight, Cause I'm Afraid She'd Win
> > 16. I'll Marry You Tomorrow But Lets Honeymoon Tonight
> > 15. I'm So Miserable Without You, It's Like Having You Here
> > 14. I've Got Tears In My Ears From Lyin'n On My Back and Cryin' Over
> You
> >
> > 13. If I Can't Be Number One In Your Life, Then Number Two On You
> > 12. I Haven't Gone To Bed With Any Ugly Women, But I've Sure Woken Up
> > with a few
> > 11. Mama Get A Hammer (There's A Fly On Papa's Head)
> > 10. My Head Hurts, My Feet Stink, And I Don't Love You
> > 9. My Wife Ran Off With My Best Friend, And I Sure Do Miss Him.
> > 8. Please Bypass This Heart
> > 7. She Got The Ring And I Got The Finger
> > 6. You Done Tore Out My Heart And Stomped That Sucker Flat
> > 5. You're The Reason Our Kids Are So Ugly
> > 4. If The Phone Don't Ring, You'll Know It's Me
> > 3. She's Actin' Single and I'm Drinkin' Double
> > 2. She's Looking Better After Every Beer
> >
> > And the number 1 Texas
> > Country and Western song of all time is
> >
> > 1. If I Had Shot You When I Wanted To, I'd Be Out By Now
> >
> >
> >

[randy48]

nunyadam you're killing me

[flash4master]

HEY!!! not cool!!!

[justy]

Hehe, nice one.

How many country and western singers does it take to change a light bulb?

Five, one to change it, and the other four to sing about how good the old one was!

All the best, Justy.

[narayan]

STOP IT!!!!!! ROTFLMAO!!!!!!

[desmocat]

How about this classic,
I can't start gettin over you 'till you get out from under him?

[sharder8]

Hey ya'll --

I have a Cowboy (real one) in off the range visiting me right now and he says "Those are all country songs!! Western songs are about a cowboys horse!"

Harder

[nunyadam]

good song desmocat.
have you heard david allen coe's "you never even called me by my name." ?

[desmocat]

nunya, OH YEAH!!! that is a redneck anthem..
I have it on CD and play it kinda often at an elevated level for the neighbors benefit when I am feeling worked up.. Yee- haa
trains, prison,momma, gettin' drunk, etc,,
you know it do ya?

[nunyadam]

listening as I write this.
gotta love that last verse.
he has some that are a little more bawdy. if you know what I mean.

[justy]

You guy's are scaring me now!
I thought deliverance was just a film! Your enjoying this far to much.

All the best, Justy.

[nunyadam]

how about this one .
if your mamma wer'nt so ugly i'd be your daddy now

[desmocat]

Anybody got some chewin tabaccy?
I feel the first annual Sysopt spit-n-whittle coming on...
Sa-wing yore pahdnuh round and round,
let 'em go if'n they look like a hound....

[Wiruz]

"I could have been you're dad, but the dog beat me up the stairs"

[El_Brio]

Hahahah that is terrible