top 25 country and western song's
> > 25. Get Your Tongue Outta My Mouth 'Cause I'm Kissing You Goodbye
> > 24. Her Teeth Was Stained, But Her Heart Was Pure
> > 23. How Can I Miss You If You Won't Go Away?
> > 22. I Don't Know Whether To Kill Myself Or Go Bowling
> > 21. I Bought A Car From A Guy Who Stole My Girl, But It Don't Run So
> > We'reEven
> > 20. I Keep Forgetin' I Forgot About You
> > 19. I Liked You Better Before I Knew You So Well
> > 18. I Still Miss You, Baby, But My Aim's Getting Better
> > 17. I Wouldn't Take Her To A Dog Fight, Cause I'm Afraid She'd Win
> > 16. I'll Marry You Tomorrow But Lets Honeymoon Tonight
> > 15. I'm So Miserable Without You, It's Like Having You Here
> > 14. I've Got Tears In My Ears From Lyin'n On My Back and Cryin' Over
> > 13. If I Can't Be Number One In Your Life, Then Number Two On You
> > 12. I Haven't Gone To Bed With Any Ugly Women, But I've Sure Woken Up
> > with a few
> > 11. Mama Get A Hammer (There's A Fly On Papa's Head)
> > 10. My Head Hurts, My Feet Stink, And I Don't Love You
> > 9. My Wife Ran Off With My Best Friend, And I Sure Do Miss Him.
> > 8. Please Bypass This Heart
> > 7. She Got The Ring And I Got The Finger
> > 6. You Done Tore Out My Heart And Stomped That Sucker Flat
> > 5. You're The Reason Our Kids Are So Ugly
> > 4. If The Phone Don't Ring, You'll Know It's Me
> > 3. She's Actin' Single and I'm Drinkin' Double
> > 2. She's Looking Better After Every Beer
> > And the number 1 Texas
> > Country and Western song of all time is
> > 1. If I Had Shot You When I Wanted To, I'd Be Out By Now
HEY!!! not cool!!!
Hehe, nice one.
How many country and western singers does it take to change a light bulb?
Five, one to change it, and the other four to sing about how good the old one was!
All the best, Justy.
STOP IT!!!!!! ROTFLMAO!!!!!!
How about this classic,
I can't start gettin over you 'till you get out from under him?
Hey ya'll --
I have a Cowboy (real one) in off the range visiting me right now and he says "Those are all country songs!! Western songs are about a cowboys horse!"
good song desmocat.
have you heard david allen coe's "you never even called me by my name." ?
nunya, OH YEAH!!! that is a redneck anthem..
I have it on CD and play it kinda often at an elevated level for the neighbors benefit when I am feeling worked up.. Yee- haa
trains, prison,momma, gettin' drunk, etc,,
you know it do ya?
listening as I write this.
gotta love that last verse.
he has some that are a little more bawdy. if you know what I mean.
You guy's are scaring me now!
I thought deliverance was just a film! Your enjoying this far to much.
All the best, Justy.
how about this one .
if your mamma wer'nt so ugly i'd be your daddy now
Anybody got some chewin tabaccy?
I feel the first annual Sysopt spit-n-whittle coming on...
Sa-wing yore pahdnuh round and round,
let 'em go if'n they look like a hound....
"I could have been you're dad, but the dog beat me up the stairs"
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