> >
> > 25. Get Your Tongue Outta My Mouth 'Cause I'm Kissing You Goodbye
> > 24. Her Teeth Was Stained, But Her Heart Was Pure
> > 23. How Can I Miss You If You Won't Go Away?
> > 22. I Don't Know Whether To Kill Myself Or Go Bowling
> > 21. I Bought A Car From A Guy Who Stole My Girl, But It Don't Run So
> > We'reEven
> > 20. I Keep Forgetin' I Forgot About You
> > 19. I Liked You Better Before I Knew You So Well
> > 18. I Still Miss You, Baby, But My Aim's Getting Better
> > 17. I Wouldn't Take Her To A Dog Fight, Cause I'm Afraid She'd Win
> > 16. I'll Marry You Tomorrow But Lets Honeymoon Tonight
> > 15. I'm So Miserable Without You, It's Like Having You Here
> > 14. I've Got Tears In My Ears From Lyin'n On My Back and Cryin' Over
> You
> >
> > 13. If I Can't Be Number One In Your Life, Then Number Two On You
> > 12. I Haven't Gone To Bed With Any Ugly Women, But I've Sure Woken Up
> > with a few
> > 11. Mama Get A Hammer (There's A Fly On Papa's Head)
> > 10. My Head Hurts, My Feet Stink, And I Don't Love You
> > 9. My Wife Ran Off With My Best Friend, And I Sure Do Miss Him.
> > 8. Please Bypass This Heart
> > 7. She Got The Ring And I Got The Finger
> > 6. You Done Tore Out My Heart And Stomped That Sucker Flat
> > 5. You're The Reason Our Kids Are So Ugly
> > 4. If The Phone Don't Ring, You'll Know It's Me
> > 3. She's Actin' Single and I'm Drinkin' Double
> > 2. She's Looking Better After Every Beer
> >
> > And the number 1 Texas
> > Country and Western song of all time is
> >
> > 1. If I Had Shot You When I Wanted To, I'd Be Out By Now
> >
> >
> >