Advertising slogans for the Pentium4

[CMonster]

Got any ideas? -here are a few of mine:

"When work's just too good to hurry through...Pentium4"

"Pentium4 - slow down and smell the roses"

"If you've got the time... we've got the processor - The New Intel Pentium4"

"Haste makes waste - so upgrade to Pentium4 performance"

"The Pentium4 - isn't it time for new software anyway?"

"The Pentium4 - at least it can divide properly"

"Pentium4 - got speed?"

"Pentium4 - boots your computer in 30 minutes or less or your pizza's free"

"Good Andy, bad Pentium"

"Upgrade to the only processor good enough to count Florida ballots - Pentium4"




[This message has been edited by CMonster (edited 12-17-2000).]

[voogru]

LOL!!!

[BFlurie]

How 'bout 4 blue goons instead of just 3?

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[Dputiger]

How about this?

If you want the speed, reliability, and number cruching power that Intel is famous for...buy AMD.

[thekingofpain]

"Things go better with RAMBUS" seen at all major sporting events...
(now WHAT do I do with this obsolete/expensive ****?)

[Richard_Cranium72]

" With Intels New Pentium4,
you may not have the FASTEST processor.

But you can brag to your friends,
HEY, I spent the Most Money "

[oblivion]

Here at intel...........at least we still design our own chipsets.

[Dputiger]

How about this?

"By reading this ad you may have infringed on our patents. You will be sued. Resistance is futile."

"Or you may buy a Pentium IV."

[Barney]

I buy the Pentium IV because it gives me the feeling I'm getting a modern,futuristic piece of technology,although it feels like I'm working on an ancient piece of $H!T !

Ronald

[Szech]

Hee hee, good thread

"Pentium 4, what's the rush?"

"Pentium 4... Yeah, we were drunk."

"Pentium 4, retro performance meets modern prices."

"Pentium 4, take a loan out."

[King_Kooba_Fantastique]

lol good ones .

[krusty the klown]

LOL - some good ones there

People
Expect
Nothing
Through
Intel's
Updated
Machine


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[Dputiger]

The Pentium4:

It's big. It's heavy. And it sucks at math.

Just like Norm from Cheers, Tom Goodman, John Belushi, and Chris Farley.

We're gonna be rich.

[Ptrper]

Pentium 4,
Never mind, we'll just recall it in a week or two...

Pentium 4,
It slices, dices, pulverizes and runs so hot, you can cook on it...

Pentium 4,
We just threw it out there to be out there...

Pentium 4,
We still have a following of fools...

Pentium 4,
If it looks like $h!t, tastes like it and feels like it...

[voogru]

The Pentium4

So Expensive It makes Bill Gates look Poor...

The Pentium4

Imagine you Can Own the First Stove thats Powered By a The Intel Pentium4 CPU at reaching Temps Up too 300c. Cook Food Like Never Before!

The Pentium4

The Advertising Is the Best Toilet Paper..ever its Very....Speedy

The Pentium4

The only CPU that Can Handle you 2 KiloBytes Per second Downloads.

The Pentium4

You Know you dont want one.

The Pentium4

The most Expensive Kitty Litter(when its chopped up!)



[This message has been edited by voogru (edited 12-19-2000).]