I have been saving this one for the new forum....

[chipbgt]

http://www.smalltime.com/nowhere/rhubarb/haiku.cgi

try the random one:

I can't help but stare;
and you know it will be me.
dear mashed potatoes.

Poodles on Prozac
Evil comes in many forms
Her name is Pookie

Practice makes perfect
Well, nobody is perfect
Go ahead and quit

Lets see what ya got!

[chipbgt]

well gosh I thought they were hilarious Guess not

[Warthog]

I used to know this poem from a Hallmark card about a spider that when up a birthday cake. It went to the tune of "Itsy bitsy spider".

Just haven't been to Hallmark recently, chip, that's why I didn't respond....

Gotta love that toaster.

*EDIT*
Ok, just tried it....hehe if this isn't random, I don't know what is...

My Plum Tree is full
Of Japanese Beetles now
Do you have advice

voices from the dead
spooky words...too much reverb
simply annoying

Oh wait, had to include this one cause it actually makes sense (better watch out):

Called my girl a b*tch
She shot me with a big gun
and now I am done

Warthog

[This message has been edited by Warthog (edited 06-20-2000).]

[This message has been edited by Warthog (edited 06-20-2000).]

[jad1097]

I was Wondering
What Kind of an Idiot

Made up this **** thing

Abe Vigoda rests
Her face contorted and pained

I want them back now

[Warthog]

uhhhhh...chip, you're wacked....in a good way . Your profile lists you as a "full time pimp".

Is she one of your employees? http://members.prestige.net/chipbgt/sophia.jpg

lol

Warthog

[chipbgt]

hee hee......


Dont be talking bad about my women...I wondered if anyone actually looked at that LOL....