saw a bumper sticker that said
"Bill should ask Teddy to drive Paula Jones home".
Maybe if Teddy was sober.
hehe my favorites are
"I'm dead drunk and have a gun"
"When the Rapture comes, can I have your car?" (big joke in 1999, for those of you who remember pre-Millennial tension )
Here in Aus they get a tad cruder :
If it's rockin' don't bother knockin'
Saw one the other day:
"Don't drive faster than your guardian Angel can fly."
but my most recent favorite sticker is one that simply says:
"HANG UP, AND DRIVE!"
I just saw one on my way from work:
"Keep honking buddy, I'm reloading"
The funniest one I've seen:
HONK IF YOUR HORN IS BROKEN!!!!
I saw one that said 'Honk if you are stuck in the 80's' and I honked for the heck of it.
"Horn is broken, watch for finger"
"hows my driving? Call: 1-800-F***-YOU"
"If your not my husband, get off my *****"
"The gun rack is real, so are the bullets"
Those are some of my favorite.
I made up the last one.......
On my mates blade he has a sticker declaring 'Protected by EXTREME VIOLENCE'
A sticker on a car driven by a woman said, "God made us sisters - Prozac made us friends."
I'll take two... CPU's
Mine says "Happiness is a belt fed weapon"
I actually got nominated on the radio station for the best bumper sticker!
( The punks on the roads don't seem to bother me much either, lol )
Farthest north retired military horses ***.
Let the bastards freeze in the dark.
10,000 wolves can't be wrong, eat moose.
It wasn't a bumper sticker, but a licence plate on a 308 "he paid"
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