bumper sticker

[alondra]

saw a bumper sticker that said
"Bill should ask Teddy to drive Paula Jones home".

[narayan]

Maybe if Teddy was sober.

[U-96]

hehe my favorites are

"I'm dead drunk and have a gun"
and
"When the Rapture comes, can I have your car?" (big joke in 1999, for those of you who remember pre-Millennial tension )

U-96

[davem]

Here in Aus they get a tad cruder :
If it's rockin' don't bother knockin'

[OuTpaTienT]

Saw one the other day:

"Don't drive faster than your guardian Angel can fly."

but my most recent favorite sticker is one that simply says:

"HANG UP, AND DRIVE!"

[yaroa]

I just saw one on my way from work:
"Keep honking buddy, I'm reloading"

[pin-monkey]

The funniest one I've seen:

HONK IF YOUR HORN IS BROKEN!!!!

[rock8785]

I saw one that said 'Honk if you are stuck in the 80's' and I honked for the heck of it.

[Missing the point]

"Horn is broken, watch for finger"
"hows my driving? Call: 1-800-F***-YOU"
"If your not my husband, get off my *****"
"The gun rack is real, so are the bullets"


Those are some of my favorite.

I made up the last one.......

[orkboss]

On my mates blade he has a sticker declaring 'Protected by EXTREME VIOLENCE'

[johnpaul]

A sticker on a car driven by a woman said, "God made us sisters - Prozac made us friends."

JP

[BBA]

Mine says "Happiness is a belt fed weapon"

I actually got nominated on the radio station for the best bumper sticker!

( The punks on the roads don't seem to bother me much either, lol )

[Wiz]

BBA, i want that one!!!

[dkozloski]

Farthest north retired military horses ***.

Let the bastards freeze in the dark.

10,000 wolves can't be wrong, eat moose.

[Biff]

It wasn't a bumper sticker, but a licence plate on a 308 "he paid"