A California man finds a bottle with a genie inside it, upon rubbing the bottle the genie pops out:
Genie: You may have one wish.
Man: Very well, build me a 5-lane highway from here to Hawaii.
Genie: Are you crazy man? That is way to difficult! You must ask for something simple.
Man: Okay, then please remove the blue-screen errors from my Windows ME.
Genie: Did you say you wanted Five lanes on that highway?
That's pretty good. I had heard that linux never crashes. I have L/M 8 loaded on a overclocked k6-2+. Its been running a week to maybe two when sunday as I was just surffing with mozilia, it crashes (reboots even) bout an hour later it did it again. So I have re-installed, and this time when I partitioned it I told it to use reiser fs for partitions. I havent been using linux long enough to be able to check just what it did. (sort'a duh, I'll figure that out one of these days)Ha!
CMonster: good one, saw it over at www.linuxnewbie.org, too. LMAO again.
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