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    Friday Humor

    How Do You Catch a Unique Rabbit?
    Unique Up On It.


    How Do You Catch a Tame Rabbit?
    Tame Way.


    How Do Crazy People Go Through The Forest?
    They Take The Psychopath


    What Do Fish Say When They Hit a Concrete Wall?
    Dam!


    What Do Eskimo's Get From Sitting On The Ice too Long?
    Polaroids


    What Do You Call a Boomerang That Doesn't work?
    A Stick


    What Do You Call Cheese That Isn't Yours?
    Nacho Cheese.


    What Do You Call Santa's Helpers?
    Subordinate Clauses.


    What Do You Call Four Bullfighters In Quicksand?
    Quatro Cinco.


    What Do You Get From a Pampered Cow?
    Spoiled Milk.


    What Do You Get When You Cross a Snowman With a Vampire?
    Frostbite.


    What Lies At T he Bottom Of The Ocean And Twitches?
    A Nervous Wreck.


    What's The Difference Between Roast Beef And Pea Soup?
    Anyone Can Roast Beef.


    Where Do You Find a Dog With No Legs?
    Right Where You Left Him.


    Why Do Gorillas Have Big Nostrils?
    Because they Have Big Fingers


    Why Don't Blind People Like To Sky Dive?
    Because It Scares The Dog.


    What Kind Of Coffee Was Served On The Titanic?
    Sanka.


    What Is The Difference Between a Harley And a Hoover?
    The Location Of The Dirt Bag.


    Why Did Pilgrims' Pants Always Fall Down?
    Because They Wore Their Belt Buckles On Their Hats.


    What's The Difference Between a Bad Golfer And a Bad Skydiver?
    A Bad Golfer Goes, Whack, Dang!
    A Bad Skydiver Goes Dang! Whack.


    How Are a Texas Tornado And a Tennessee Divorce The Same?
    Somebody's Gonna Lose A Trailer

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    EVER WONDER Why??
    Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin?

    Why women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed?

    Why you don't ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"?

    Why "abbreviated" is such a long word?

    Why doctors call what they do "practice"?

    Why you have to click on "Start" to stop Windows 98?

    Why lemon juice is made with artificial flavor, while dishwashing

    liquid is made with real lemons?

    Why the man Who invests all your money is called a broker?

    Why there isn't mouse-flavored cat food?

    Who tastes dog food when it has a "new & improved" flavor?

    Why they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?

    Why they don't make the Whole plane out of the material used for the indestructible black box ?

    Why sheep don't shrink when it rains?

    Why they are called apartments when they are all stuck together?

    if con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress?

    Why they call the airport "the terminal" if flying is so safe?

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    did you get these from JM?

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    Two moderators & a admin are on the titanic ....... One turns to the other & says ........... >


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    Quote Originally Posted by j.m@talk View Post
    Two moderators & a admin are on the titanic ....... One turns to the other & says ........... >
    this place is quickly reminding me of the titanic...

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    Quote Originally Posted by mireland View Post
    this place is quickly reminding me of the titanic...

    Ahhhh Shaddap.

    And read yas PM's.

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    Quote Originally Posted by j.m@talk View Post
    Two moderators & a admin are on the titanic ....... One turns to the other & says ........... >
    Tie JM to the anchor while we's gots a chance
    "Vegetarians live up to nine years longer than the rest of us...Nine horrible, worthless, baconless years."

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    Quote Originally Posted by Steve R Jones View Post
    Tie JM to the anchor while we's gots a chance
    Troo troo, its a option I'll give yas that


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    Moderators and children first.....>

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    So getting back to the topic here, when's the humor gonna be posted? It's been 24 hours already.....
    Thank God we're not getting all of the government we're paying for!

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    Humour is on hold ..... Due to credit crunch, etc etc


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