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    It Sez on tha Noose that they gots a outbreak of plague in China

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    It'll have to kill'em faster than they multiply. Not an easy task even for the plague.

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    Ring a ringa roses ........ Pocket fulla posies ........ Achooo Achoooo........ We all cark it .....

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    Quote Originally Posted by j.m@talk View Post
    Ring a ringa roses ........ Pocket fulla posies ........ Achooo Achoooo........ We all cark it .....

    JM The Poet Sysopt
    I wanna kill !!!

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    GDY's


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    GDB's

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    We even had "J Lino" on top gear the other day ........ He's about as amusing as being smacked in the face with a back hoe.........


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    Big deal, you can get the plague in most western states, the fleas on the prairie dogs has it and when the fleas bites yas, you has it.


    Hope all the chinks snuff it though

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    Quote Originally Posted by leprechaun_40 View Post
    Big deal, you can get the plague in most western states, the fleas on the prairie dogs has it and when the fleas bites yas, you has it.


    Hope all the chinks snuff it though
    Me too. They talk even funnier than Limey's.

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    Quote Originally Posted by leprechaun_40 View Post
    Big deal, you can get the plague in most western states, the fleas on the prairie dogs has it and when the fleas bites yas, you has it.


    Hope all the chinks snuff it though
    We had a goodly amount of bubonic plague (Pasteurella pestis) in 1665 or so ......... I wonder if they all caught it drinking Kronenberg Beer ... Thats 1664 ..... Add on a bit for incubation & yas gotta hit there...... Freakin' Frogs trying to off us all again

    On a more sensible note: "The Gentlemen Of The Press" will whoop this up out of all proportion, similar to the way they have with Swine Flu, trading on peoples gullibility ........ H1N1 has been around for donkeys years, similar to Yersinia pestis Which is what the Tefal heads call the Black Death or Juodoji mirtis (Lit)

    Right ........ Here's a fantastic step everyone can take to ensure this & many other bacteria/viri don't get out of control again........ "Wash Your Hands" ...... Simple but efficient. If you really want to push the boat out, get some of that alcohol based gel & smear it all over your digits

    If you have never really accepted any of my other utterances, please accept this one ....... Hand washing (Digital Hygiene if you must) has done more to prevent sickness than the majority of modern day medicines (Prevention being better than cure) Google it

    Right ........ Let the beat go on ................


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    Forget it. I'd rather die than bathe.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BadDriver View Post
    Forget it. I'd rather die than bathe.
    smelly old pig

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    Quote Originally Posted by leprechaun_40 View Post
    smelly old pig
    Murph told me that water rots yer bones and soap expediates the process. I ain't takin no chances.

    I am crippled up enough already with arthritis. Takes me longer to kick someone's tail than it used to, and I don't do as good a job.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BadDriver View Post
    Murph told me that water rots yer bones and soap expediates the process. I ain't takin no chances.

    I am crippled up enough already with arthritis. Takes me longer to kick someone's tail than it used to, and I don't do as good a job.
    You believe Murph? I think the water shorted out yer brains

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