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    Bird Strike @ JM Twrs.........



    OMG

    Somone laughed out loud ......... Then went out & Dined



    That'll lern em'


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    that's her perspective of "fast food"

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    You should have taken the bird to the vet, or buried it, whatever the circumstances warranted.
    This weird sexual obsession you people have with your cats isn't healthy.

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    Quote Originally Posted by werz View Post
    You should have taken the bird to the vet, or buried it, whatever the circumstances warranted.
    This weird sexual obsession you people have with your cats isn't healthy.
    The only one around here who sees anything sexual about cats is you.

    I find cats fascinating as much as the rest of us but I think it's because cats are God's perfect killing machines. Watching them move through and react to their world is entertaining. Australia need cats. Big ones. Those overgrown dogs you call Tasmanian tigers don't count.
    Thank God we're not getting all of the government we're paying for!

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    I've had that situation here JM, LOL..

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    Quote Originally Posted by werz View Post
    You should have taken the bird to the vet, or buried it, whatever the circumstances warranted.
    You should FO


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    Bird flogger.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BadDriver View Post
    Bird flogger.
    Da kitty did it! ........ Prolly rigged up landing lights when I was out @ tha super doopah market


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    I prefer the native wild life survive.
    I don't care if they kill Indian Miner birds, flying rats, and the ground dwelling ratus ratus.

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    I saw a big ol fat groundhog today. Kinda cool. He was just strolling along, taking his time.

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    We not got them ........ We not got anything exciting ......... Its the humans that are dangerous here


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    Any possums around your way, or has granny clampett put them all in the pot.
    Do they taste any good.

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    tons of ground squirels this neck of the woods...find their dead little bodies all over the freeway...

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    Quote Originally Posted by werz View Post
    Any possums around your way, or has granny clampett put them all in the pot.
    Do they taste any good.
    We got a corny joke about possums.

    Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?

    A: To show a possum it could be done. Ferkin pests they are. Raid yer henhouse and all that. Kill yer chickens...yup.

    Only thing worse than a possum is a skunk. My cousin got sprayed by a skunk when we was kids. I wasn't with him when it happened, but I smelled it 3 days later. He buried his clothes, he took baths in tomato juice.

    He stunk. Ya almost always can go cruisin here in the summer and get a whiff of skunk.

    Dead Skunk

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    Some idiot ran over a cat here and left it, I had to go over and pick it up with a shovel then put it in a box for the council cleanup, that'd make their day.

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