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  1. 11-21-2008 02:51 PM #1
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    SPANISH WORDS OF THE DAY

    CHEESE - Maria likes me, but cheese fat.
    MUSHROOM - When all my family get in the car, there's not mushroom.
    SHOULDER - My fren wanted to become a citizen but she didn't know how to read so I shoulder.
    TEXAS - My fren always Texas me when I'm not home wondering where I'm at!
    HERPES - Me and my fren ordered pizza. I got mine piece and she got herpes.
    JULY - Ju told me ju were going to tha store and July to me! Julyer!
    RECTUM - I had two cars but my wife rectum!
    CHICKEN - I was going to go to the store with my wife but chicken go herself.
    WHEELCHAIR - We only have one enchalada left, but don't worry, wheelchair.
    CHICKEN WING - My wife plays the lottery so chicken wing.
    HARASSMENT - My wife caught me in bed with another women and I told her honey harassment nothing to me.
    BISHOP - My wife fell down the stair so I had to pick the bishop.
    BODY WASH - I want to go to the club but no body wash my kids.
    BRIEF - Maria fhrated in my car and it stinkie so bad I could not brief.

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  2. 11-21-2008 05:55 PM #2
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  3. 11-21-2008 06:04 PM #3
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    Quote Originally Posted by leprechaun_40 View Post
    Pendejo


    Chupas las nalgas de monos grandes

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  4. 11-21-2008 06:12 PM #4
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    Quote Originally Posted by j.m@talk View Post


    Chupas las nalgas de monos grandes
    No, I don't think so

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  5. 11-21-2008 06:18 PM #5
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    Si Chocha

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  6. 11-21-2008 06:20 PM #6
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    No way Jose
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  7. 11-21-2008 06:27 PM #7
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    sí señor que es usted

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    Quote Originally Posted by leprechaun_40 View Post
    Burrito

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  10. 11-21-2008 06:36 PM #10
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    If I said what I wanted to say, they'd beat me with the ban stick
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  12. 11-21-2008 07:08 PM #12
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    Speaking a leetil spanish will come in useful when I go to Venezuela, to join the socialist revolution, with the worlds best El Presidente, Hugo Chavez.
    We keel doz yankee running dogs, who try to steal the peoples oil in the barrio. Que?
    Hola Amigo. Viva la revolucion.
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    Sounds reasonable enough .......

    Try insultmonger dot com for some ideas to copy in to ya phrase book

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    Will do. In the mean time....
    I'm waiting for Hugo to get back to me, I told him I want to stay in his palace while I'm there.
    The Venezuelan post is very slow.
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    You gonna ship some white gold back wiv yas ......... Can sell it the Herberts on cronulla beach

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