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    English Hospitality

    An American tourist in London decides to skip his tour group and explore the city on his own. He wanders around, seeing the sights, occasionally stopping at a quaint pub to soak up the local culture, chat with the locals, and have a pint of bitter.

    After a while, he finds himself in a very nice neighborhood with big, stately residences. No pubs, no stores, no restaurants, and worst of all no public restrooms.

    However, he really has to go, after all those Guinness’s. He finds a narrow side street, with high walls surrounding the adjacent buildings and decides to use the wall to solve his problem.

    As he is unzipping, he is tapped on the shoulder by a London bobby, who says, “Sir, you simply cannot do that here, you know.”

    “I’m very sorry, officer,” replies the American, “but I really have to go, and I just can’t find a public restroom.”

    “Ah, yes,” said the bobby, “just follow me”. He leads the American to a back delivery alley to a gate, which he opens.

    “In there,” points the bobby, “whiz away sir, anywhere you like.”

    The fellow enters and finds himself in the most beautiful garden he has ever seen. Manicured grass lawns, statuary, fountains, sculptured hedges, and huge beds of gorgeous flowers, all in perfect bloom.

    Since he has the policeman’s blessing, he relieves himself and feels much more comfortable. As he goes back through the gate, he says to the bobby “That was really decent of you. Is that what you call English hospitality?”

    “No sir…”, replied the bobby, “that is what we call the French Embassy.”
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    Hehehe,, wait'll they find out he carpped in the queens rose bed

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    Quote Originally Posted by leprechaun_40
    Hehehe,, wait'll they find out he carpped in the queens rose bed
    ***SHOCK***

    DISGUSTING!


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    Quote Originally Posted by leprechaun_40
    Hehehe,, wait'll they find out he carpped in the queens rose bed

    hey, that's good for gardens...she'll have a nice healthy garden...

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    Quote Originally Posted by mireland
    hey, that's good for gardens...she'll have a nice healthy garden...
    Heres a nice healthy slap in the chops


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    Quote Originally Posted by j.m@talk
    Heres a nice healthy slap in the chops

    you seem to be sensitive about your mog and the queens lawn...you turning poofy on us???

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    Nahh ......


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    Hey, could be worse, could be the cat doing the carping

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    Look @ dis kitty

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    Quote Originally Posted by j.m@talk
    Look @ dis kitty

    Here

    Hungry kitty

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    It should happen to all royalty.

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    Quote Originally Posted by werz
    It should happen to all royalty.
    Ohh pipe down


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