Baptising an Irishman

[j.m@talk]

A man is stumbling through the woods, totally drunk, when he comes upon
a preacher baptising people in the river.
He proceeds to walk into the water and subsequently bumps into the preacher.
The preacher turns around and is almost overcome by the smell of alcohol, whereupon he asks the drunk, "Are you ready to find Jesus?"

The drunk shouts, "Yes, oi am."

So the preacher grabs him and dunks him in the water.
He pulls him up and asks the drunk, "Brother have you found Jesus?"

The drunk replies, "No, oi haven't found Jesus."

The preacher shocked at the answer, dunks him into the water again for a little longer.
He again pulls him out of the water and asks again, "Have you found Jesus me brother?"

The drunk again answers, "No,oi I haven't found Jesus."

By this time the preacher is at his wits end and dunks the drunk in the water again --- but this time holds him down for about 30 seconds and when he begins kicking his arms and legs he pulls him up. The preacher again asks the drunk, "For the love of God have you found Jesus?"

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The drunk wipes his eyes and catches his breath and says to the preacher, "Are you sure dis is where he fell in?"

(Yup sounds like twas Leppy)

[leprechaun_40]

Jesus is an illegal alien

[herosrest]

Most ridiculous British laws
1. It is illegal to die in the Houses of Parliament.
2. It is an act of treason to place a postage stamp bearing the British monarch upside-down.
3. In Liverpool, it is illegal for a woman to be topless except as a clerk in a tropical-fish store.
4. Mince pies cannot be eaten on Christmas Day.
5. In Scotland, if someone knocks on your door and requires the use of your toilet, you must let them enter.
6. A pregnant woman can legally relieve herself anywhere she wants, including in a policeman's helmet.
7. The head of any dead whale found on the British coast automatically becomes the property of the king, and the tail of the queen.
8. It is illegal to avoid telling the tax man anything you do not want him to know, but legal not to tell him information you do not mind him knowing.
9. It is illegal to enter the Houses of Parliament in a suit of armour.
10. In the city of York it is legal to murder a Scotsman within the ancient city walls, but only if he is carrying a bow and arrow.
http://www.mg.co.za/articlepage.aspx...8&referrer=RSS

[RockNRoll]

1. It is illegal to die in the Houses of Parliament.

Arrest that man! He wasn't allowed to die here!!!

[j.m@talk]

10. In the city of York it is legal to murder a Scotsman within the ancient city walls, but only if he is carrying a bow and arrow.

Hey Porsch......... Hold this

[leprechaun_40]

Good thing I carry a gun

[j.m@talk]

[mireland]

Good thing I carry a gun

pervert.

[j.m@talk]

pervert.

He's gotta point ya know

[leprechaun_40]

pervert.

Is that a problem?

[j.m@talk]

We's all Jellious

[leprechaun_40]

We's all Jellious

Ah, gotchas

[herosrest]

[leprechaun_40]

Looks like catfood to me