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    Man charged with 'coughing' assault

    MORRISVILLE, N.C. - Morrisville police have charged a man with assault on a government official after an officer said the man coughed into his face during a traffic stop.

    Officer Chris Gill said in his report that Kent Kauffman looked into his eyes before "hacking" in his face three times, according to Morrisville spokeswoman Stacie Galloway. Kauffman said he did cough from the window of his minivan but did so toward Gill's waist.

    "He says I coughed in his face," Kauffman said. "But that would only work if he had a 4-foot-long face."

    Kauffman said he developed a cough after his dog died last week. He said Gill put him in handcuffs and threw him into the side of the patrol car.

    Gill pulled Kauffman over Tuesday for not wearing a seat belt. He now faces a misdemeanor charge and, if convicted, could spend up to 60 days in jail.



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    Koff

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    I thought you were American, but you're Phlegmish!
    Thank God we're not getting all of the government we're paying for!

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    **hack** **hack**

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    Lock the germ spreader up, and don't let him out, until three doctors declare him disease free.
    If the cop gets sick, the cougher can pay his wages until he's fit enough to return to work.

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    Lock up werz. The whole article is about mindless overreaction.
    Thank God we're not getting all of the government we're paying for!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lgbpop
    The whole article is about mindless overreaction.
    Say it ain't so!


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    turn your head and koff please....

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    Quote Originally Posted by mireland
    turn your head and koff please....
    Quaint terminology for a irritable chest infection
    Thats a "Fair Cough" you got there

    Tch tch ..... What ever next


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    Quote Originally Posted by j.m@talk
    Quaint terminology for a irritable chest infection
    Thats a "Fair Cough" you got there

    Tch tch ..... What ever next

    what?

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    Quote Originally Posted by mireland
    what?
    "Fair Cough"


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