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    Processing process processor Revelation.

    During deep sleep IT came to me and the future of processing is clear. Some will consider this a message from on high, others will be strapping rubber to walls, the informed will be adjusting stock portfolios, the technical will be agog, warfare will transform and technology in general - progress through the greatest leap ever. l can advise you of the matter but must then kill you. So... consider yourself deceased. rip. Ahem. Future processors will primarily be digital tuning radios acting as grid computing nodes. Voila. See ya in hell.

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    I vote you go back to sleep
    "Vegetarians live up to nine years longer than the rest of us...Nine horrible, worthless, baconless years."

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    He been eating cheese again ?


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    Quote Originally Posted by j.m@talk
    He been eating cheese again ?
    the moldy cheese mefinks...

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    Crunching digital radio is extremely processor intensive - stretching design innovation for a worthwhile goal.

    UK have a massive lead in this field and will soon dominate the world.

    ps. l have spotted some seriously dangerous, althuogh well intentioned software that is rather worrying.
    It actually attaches to and modifies api processes.

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    Has someone seen my thick rubber sheets and canvas jacket with the stylish long sleaves. Hero is in need.

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    Quote Originally Posted by j.m@talk
    He been eating cheese again ?
    Onions!!!

    Onions before bedtime will do that to a mans r.e.m. sleep.

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    A friend's brother had a heap of his intestine removed. This doesn't affect him much except when he eats fried onion rings. They just go right through now.
    We were on a camping trip and he ate a big pile of em and then got the runs.
    Well, and this is the gross bit, he came back from the bushes and told us to not go in there.
    Of course curiosity got the best of us all, and one by one over a period of a couple of hours we each took a peek.
    Now if you've ever made paper chains as christmas decorations you'll have some idea of how a tree looks when festooned by several platefulls of semi-digested onion rings. How he got them over 5 feet off the ground is beyond me, but I guess its got something to do with the build up of gastric gasses expelling the rings out of the ring at lethal velocities!

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    Thats nice dear


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    Thought I'd share it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by j.m@talk
    Thats nice dear


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    Thats a moose


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    Quote Originally Posted by j.m@talk
    Thats a moose
    shut up...

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