Quotes on Sex

[genesound]

"Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand."
***** (Woodee) Allen (nice censor action here)

"Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night."
Rodney Dangerfield

"There are a number of mechanical devices which increase sexual arousal, particularly in women. Chief among these is the Mercedes-Benz 380SL."
Lynn Lavner

"Sex at age 90 is like trying to shoot pool with a rope."
Camille Paglia

"Sex is one of the nine reasons for incarnation. The other eight are unimportant."
George Burns

"Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship."
Sharon Stone

"My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-*****."
Jack Nicholson

"Ah, yes, divorce, from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man's genitals through his wallet."
Robin Williams

"Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place."
Billy Crystal

"According to a new survey, women say they feel more comfortable undressing in front of men than they do undressing in front of other women. They say that women are too judgmental, where, of course, men are just grateful."
Robert De Niro

"There's a new medical crisis. Doctors are reporting that many men are having allergic reactions to latex condoms. They say they cause severe swelling. So what's the problem?"
Dustin Hoffman

"See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a *****, and only enough blood to run one at a time."
Robin Williams

"Sex is one of the most wholesome, beautiful and natural experiences money can buy."
Steve Martin

"Bigamy is having one wife too many.. Monogamy is the same."
Oscar Wilde

"Instead of getting married again, I'm going to find a woman I don't like and just give her a house."
Rod Stewart

"It isn't premarital sex if you have no intention of getting married."
George Burns

[zybch]

"Its a long hard arduous process, and in the end, nothing happens."
Frank Drebbin - Police Squad