Quotes on Sex
"Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand."
***** (Woodee) Allen (nice censor action here)
"Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night."
"There are a number of mechanical devices which increase sexual arousal, particularly in women. Chief among these is the Mercedes-Benz 380SL."
"Sex at age 90 is like trying to shoot pool with a rope."
"Sex is one of the nine reasons for incarnation. The other eight are unimportant."
"Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship."
"My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-*****."
"Ah, yes, divorce, from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man's genitals through his wallet."
"Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place."
"According to a new survey, women say they feel more comfortable undressing in front of men than they do undressing in front of other women. They say that women are too judgmental, where, of course, men are just grateful."
Robert De Niro
"There's a new medical crisis. Doctors are reporting that many men are having allergic reactions to latex condoms. They say they cause severe swelling. So what's the problem?"
"See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a *****, and only enough blood to run one at a time."
"Sex is one of the most wholesome, beautiful and natural experiences money can buy."
"Bigamy is having one wife too many.. Monogamy is the same."
"Instead of getting married again, I'm going to find a woman I don't like and just give her a house."
"It isn't premarital sex if you have no intention of getting married."
Last edited by genesound; 08-14-2005 at 01:58 AM.
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