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    Apple's iToilets

    You all know I'm an Apple fan and I'm leaving the dark side when I replace my current PC, right? That said....

    We'll start with our small, novelty, iToiletPaperDispenser Mini:



    Here's the actual link:The Unofficial iToilet

    But now, what good is a Paper Dispenser without a toilet? It's like a Keyboard and A mouse without a computer. So now, my friends, I present the iToilet!



    PLEASE READ THIS PAGE!! The funniest of both pages, this page had me rolling on the floor. I'm dead serious. read it, it's hilarious.

    The iToilet Itself

    For years, Apple has proudly manufactured slow, unreliable, stupid looking computers and sold them at ridiculously high prices!

    And with the recent unveiling of the new iMac, Steve Jobs had an idea.

    "I have an idea!" he said. "Since most folks seem to think our new iMac is just a really really expensive desk lamp, maybe we should start manufacturing household appliances!"

    Steve then danced around a bit, before adding "Hey! Since we're in the business of making ****, why not start with a toilet?!"

    And so the iToilet was born. Apple fanatics the world over applauded the idea. Everyone else paid no attention.
    Read the site! Loads more of funny stuff dissing Apple! Link provided tabove (The iToilet Itself)
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    I'm pretty bored tonight.

    Presenting: (cue drumroll)

    The ETHERKILLER!!
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    Someone was drunk today.
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    Why on Earth would you post that picture? That could be a bannable offense...
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    oh RATS...I missed it...

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    Haha! when you're drunk, you can do some pretty stupid stuff...

    That's why I'm drunk on life

    "Artificial Intelligence is no match for Natural Stupidity."

    My favorite saying of all time.








    Nice Toilet BTW.

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    Originally posted by MJCfromCT


    Why on Earth would you post that picture? That could be a bannable offense...
    Wow, that must have been some image. LOL

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    Originally posted by r8500
    Wow, that must have been some image. LOL

    Link anyone?

    .... I didn't say that.

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