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  1. 03-14-2005, 04:26 PM #1
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    Q: How many Sysopt members does it take to change a light bulb?

    Q: How many Sysopt members does it take to change a light bulb?
    Disclaimer:Any simularitys to forum members is strickly intentional..



    1 to change the light bulb and to post that the light bulb has been
    changed

    14 to share similar experiences of changing light bulbs and how the
    light bulb could have been changed differently

    7 to caution about the dangers of changing light bulbs

    1 to move it to the off-topic section

    2 to argue, then move it to the Repair section

    7 to point out spelling/grammar errors in posts about changing light
    bulbs

    5 to flame the spell checkers

    3 to correct spelling/grammar flames

    6 to argue over whether it's "lightbulb" or "light bulb" ... another

    6 to condemn those 6 as stupid

    2 industry professionals to inform the group that the proper term
    is "lamp"

    15 know-it-alls who claim they were in the industry, and that "light
    bulb" is perfectly correct

    19 to post that this forum is not about light bulbs and to please
    take this discussion to a lightbulb forum

    11 to defend the posting to this forum saying that we all use light
    bulbs and therefore the posts are relevant to this forum

    36 to debate which method of changing light bulbs is superior, where
    to buy the best light bulbs, what brand of light bulbs work best for
    this technique and what brands are faulty

    7 to post URL's where one can see examples of different light bulbs

    4 to post that the URL's were posted incorrectly and then post the
    corrected URL's

    3 to post about links they found from the URL's that are relevant to
    this group which makes light bulbs relevant to this group

    13 to link all posts to date, quote them in their entirety including
    all headers and signatures, just to add "Me too"

    5 to post to the group that they will no longer post because they
    cannot handle the light bulb controversy

    4 to say "didn't we go through this already a short time ago?"


    13 to say "use the search function on light bulbs before posting questions
    about light bulbs"

    2 ask why newbies always ask the same stupid questions..usually a newbie themselves.

    1 sick individual to find an off color bad
    joke about Screwing lightbulbs to kill the link once and for all....
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  2. 03-14-2005, 04:38 PM #2
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    Hey!

    [insert favorite light bulb screwing joke]
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  3. 03-14-2005, 04:59 PM #3
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    You have too much free time......
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  4. 03-14-2005, 05:02 PM #4
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    Originally posted by porsch1909
    You have too much free time......
    LOL, I stole it. I just changed the name of the forum.
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  5. 03-14-2005, 05:08 PM #5
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    Originally posted by BadDriver
    LOL, I stole it. I just changed the name of the forum.
    but it is surpringly relevant to ours
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  6. 03-14-2005, 05:18 PM #6
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    Yeah it is, it is relevant to most forums on the net.
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  7. 03-14-2005, 05:23 PM #7
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    Im only a member of two and i cant mention the other on this one
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  8. 03-14-2005, 05:25 PM #8
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    Originally posted by porsch1909
    Im only a member of two and i cant mention the other on this one
    Me too. I participate more on the other one really. I have been a member for 5 years there. I like this forum, but I have massive seniority on the other one. Like about 6500 posts.
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  9. 03-14-2005, 05:27 PM #9
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    Originally posted by BadDriver
    Me too. I participate more on the other one really. I have been a member for 5 years there. I like this forum, but I have massive seniority on the other one. Like about 6500 posts.
    i have about.....4.....i just didnt feel as at home over the dark side tbh....they all thought i was out to start a flame war
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  10. 03-14-2005, 05:38 PM #10
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    I am a "specialist" on the other site. I come here to goof off and have fun. I really don't want to get too involved in 2 different places. I really like the BS section here. Every forum should have a "kick back and relax" section.

    MidKnyte helps me with what I don't know, BigJak used to but I don't see him much anymore.

    He must have gotten busy?
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  11. 03-14-2005, 05:40 PM #11
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    Jakk is off to university at the moment....no access to any computer plus he says he is dead busy i think....


    But easter holidays start on all UK universities on friday so you should see him around then.....
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  12. 03-14-2005, 05:42 PM #12
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    Originally posted by porsch1909
    Jakk is off to university at the moment....no access to any computer plus he says he is dead busy i think....


    But easter holidays start on all UK universities on friday so you should see him around then.....
    As long as he is OK.
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  13. 03-14-2005, 05:44 PM #13
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    Originally posted by BadDriver
    I am a "specialist" on the other site.
    specializing in what ? Twinkies ?

    Get the flock outa here

    Hey ya wanna see the lumens given out by this bimbo www.nude-bulbs-or-what-ever.com

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  14. 03-14-2005, 05:54 PM #14
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    Originally posted by j.m@talk
    specializing in what ? Twinkies ?

    Get the flock outa here

    Hey ya wanna see the lumens given out by this bimbo www.nude-bulbs-or-what-ever.com
    Not twinkies, ho hoes as in hey hoe.
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  15. 03-14-2005, 05:59 PM #15
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    Thats more Dozers Dept

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