Dodgy Tum Again

[j.m@talk]

Right I'll try to keep this polite

Shortly after consuming beef I'm getting massive attacks of the trots

Anyone else get that ? Or does anyone know what that could be an indication of....... Other than perhaps a cow allergy

[BadDriver]

That is the first sign of mad JM disease. Comes from disposing of Kitty.

Fiend!!!!!

[j.m@talk]

[herosrest]

What was consumed with the beef.

[j.m@talk]

Twas ya standard Roast beef dinner, wiv yorkshires, roast potatoes, gravy & 2 vege

Beef was rare as usual , It seems to be happening every time I have cow

[herosrest]

Birdseye?

[j.m@talk]

Noo fresh

[werz]

A beef tape worm.

[j.m@talk]

I've never known the Ragin Earthers like it. Twas like the eruption of a volcano......... However inverted.

Gonna have to see Dr Man me finks

[leprechaun_40]

Yer sick JM, see a doctor, soon

[j.m@talk]

Originally posted by leprechaun_40
Yer sick JM, see a doctor, soon

Ya wouldn't be the first person to say that to me Leppy............ Infact it happens daily

[leprechaun_40]

OH,, I meant for the tum,, ,, this time

[j.m@talk]

I wonder if he'll sign me off work ? ....... Woo hoo I can feel an insurance claim a commin'

[herosrest]

Hope U R well soon.

Here is a nursie for ya from the dark side.

[mireland]

Originally posted by j.m@talk
Twas ya standard Roast beef dinner, wiv yorkshires, roast potatoes, gravy & 2 vege

Beef was rare as usual , It seems to be happening every time I have cow

If you don't cook beef thouroghly(sic) then you will get sick..eating meat "Rare" IMO is just asking for it...what I'm saying..is cook the **** meat!!