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    Registered User mireland's Avatar
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    she's so blond: she got fired from her job at the M&M factory from throwing away all the W's...

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    lol yeah right blond getting a degree in electrical engineering
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    Originally posted by the xenon
    lol yeah right blond getting a degree in electrical engineering
    how stereotyped....

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    I havent laughed like that in a while, good post!

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    Let's Give Those Blondes Some Credit...

    Two mathematicians are in a bar. The first one says to the second that the average person knows very little about basic mathematics. The second one disagrees, and claims that most people can cope with a reasonable amount of mathematics.

    The first mathematician goes off to the washroom, and in his absence the second calls over the waitress. He tells her that in a few minutes, after his riend has returned, he will call her over and ask her a question. All she has to do is answer "one third x cubed."

    She repeats "one thir -- dex cue"?

    He repeats, "one third x cubed".

    She asks, "one thir dex cubed?"

    "Yes, that's right," he says.

    So she agrees, and goes off mumbling to herself, "one thir dex cubed...".

    The first guy returns and the second proposes a bet to prove his point, that most people do know something about basic mathematics. He says he will ask the blonde waitress an integral, and the first laughingly agrees. The second man calls over the waitress and asks "what is the integral of x squared?".

    The waitress says "one third x cubed" and whilst walking away, turns back and says over her shoulder "plus a constant!"

    ... So I'm a math dweeb, too....

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    Re: Let's Give Those Blondes Some Credit...

    Originally posted by ScaryBinary
    ... So I'm a math dweeb, too....
    Dude go to a bar or somthing please


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    Registered User mireland's Avatar
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    I guess I'm not a math nerd..cuz I didn't get it...

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    Don't get me wrong I didn't fully understand the complexities of the yadda yaddas ............

    But he still needs to hang around with a different kind of sad ppl


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    Sheesh, don't they teach Calculus anymore? You guys are "deriving" me crazy.



    WHA HA HA!


    Crimony, maybe I really do need to go to a bar....


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    Originally posted by ScaryBinary
    Crimony, maybe I really do need to go to a bar....

    Yup & soon


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    tee hee i understood it....twas funny.......



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    I did too, but it made me feel nerdy...

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    Originally posted by ShadeZeRO
    I did too, but it made me feel nerdy...
    Ha ha.....anybody of 17/18 who is at school doesnt know that you have to add C to then end after integrating (common mistake to knwo and forget though) is a complete waster...ure not a geek, you just know something very simple....

    most people dont understnad why you have to add the C...the humanity!

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    Originally posted by porsch1909
    Ha ha.....anybody of 17/18 who is at school doesnt know that you have to add C to then end after integrating (common mistake to knwo and forget though) is a complete waster...ure not a geek, you just know something very simple....

    most people dont understnad why you have to add the C...the humanity!
    Yup, kids, it's a sad state of affairs. First you drop out of math class, so you never learn to add the constant after integrating. You can't get that 6 figure accounting job now, and the next thing you know you spend all your time eating Spray Cheez straight from the can while posting in the Off-Topic forum on some geeky website.


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    Are you a math teacher

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