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    She was Soooooooo Blonde

    She was Soooooooo Blonde . .
    * She thought a quarterback was a refund.
    * She thought General Motors was in the army.
    * She thought Meow Mix was a CD for cats.
    * She thought Boyz II Men was a day care center.
    * At the bottom of an application where it says "Sign here:" she wrote "Sagittarius."

    She Was Soooooooooooooo Blonde...
    * She took the ruler to bed to see how long she slept.
    * She sent a fax with a stamp on it.
    * Under "education" on her job application, she put "Hooked On Phonics."

    She was Sooooooooooooooooo Blonde...
    * She tripped over a cordless phone.
    * She spent 20 minutes looking at the orange juice can because it said "Concentrate."
    * She told me to meet her at the corner of "WALK" and "DON'T WALK."
    * She tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order.

    She was Soooooooooooooooooooo Blonde...
    * She studied for a blood test.
    * She sold the car for gas money.
    * When she missed bus #44 she took bus #22 twice instead.
    * When she went to the airport and saw a sign that said, "Airport Left," she turned around and went home.

    She Was Sooooooooooooooooooooo Blonde...
    * When she heard that 90% of all crimes occur around the home, she moved.
    * She thought if she spoke her mind, she'd be speechless.
    * She thought that she could not use her AM radio in the evening.
    * She had a shirt that said "TGIF," which she thought stood for "This Goes In Front."

    AND MY PERSONAL FAVORITE:

    She is sooooooooooooooooo Blonde...

    * She thinks Taco Bell is the Mexican phone company.

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    Three women go down to Mexico one night, get drunk, and wake up in jail, only to find that they are to be executed in the morning, though none of them can remember what they did the night before.

    The first one, a redhead, is strapped in the electric chair, and is asked if she has any last words. She says, "I am from Grace University, and believe in the almighty power of God to intervene on the behalf of the innocent," They throw the switch and nothing happens.

    They all immediately prostrate themselves; beg for her forgiveness, and release her.

    The second one, a brunette, is strapped in and gives her last words, "I am from the Creighton School of Law and I believe in the power of justice to intervene on the part of the innocent." They throw the switch and again, nothing happens.

    Again, they all immediately prostrate themselves; beg for her forgiveness, and release her.

    The last one, a blonde, is strapped in and says, "Well, I'm from the University of Alabama, Huntsville and just graduated with a degree in Electrical Engineering, and I'll tell you right now, you ain't gonna electrocute nobody if you don't plug this thing in."

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    I dont geddit










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    The electric chair wasn't plugged in. Thats why the other two women weren't executed. However, the blonde was too stupid to realize that by telling them to plug in the electric chair she was killing herself. Had the chair remained unplugged her life would have also been spared.

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    Did they check the fuse ?


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    Neither does the blonde.

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    Originally posted by j.m@talk
    Did they check the fuse ?
    I don't think so. They didn't even check the cord.

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    Plug her in.

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    How about I plug you in?

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    There will be a charge. Fees R US.

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    HAHAHAH!!!

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    she's soooo blond: she asked what color an orange was


    she's so blond: she was struck by lightning and she thought she was having her picture taken...


    I hope FancyF isn't blond by the way...

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    Originally posted by j.m@talk
    I dont geddit








    You must be a blond too.

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    hee hee. heard most before but i still laughed...a lot....

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    Originally posted by Johnny Fist
    How about I plug you in?

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