Poem of the new America

[SPEEDO]

I visit US, get treated regal,
So I stay, who care I illegal?

I cross ocean, poor and broke,
Take bus, see employment folk.

Nice man treat me good in there,
Say I need to see welfare.

Welfare say, "You come no more,
We send cash right to your door."

Welfare checks, they make you wealthy,
Medicaid, it keep you healthy!

I go to college, for me it's free,
and now I have a Ph.D.

By and by, I got plenty money,
Thanks to you, American dummy.

Write to friends in motherland,
Tell them come as fast as you can.

They come in turbans and Ford trucks,
I buy big house with welfare bucks.

They come here, we live together,
More welfare checks, it gets better!

Fourteen families they moving in,
But neighbor's patience wearing thin.

Finally, American moves away,
Now I buy his house, and then I say,
"Find more aliens for house to rent."
And in the yard I put a tent.

But they, too, draw the welfare cash!
Everything is very good,
And soon we own the neighborhood.

We have hobby-- it's called breeding,
Welfare pay for baby feeding.

Kids need dentist? Wife need pills?
We get free! We got no bills!

American crazy! He pay all year,
To keep welfare running here.

We think America darn good place!
Too darn good for the American race.

If they no like us, they can scram,
Got lots of room in Pakistan.

[mireland]

....sad, but true...

[j.m@talk]

God & Allah Bless Amewica

[leprechaun_40]

I say ship all illegals halfway back to where they are from, then push them out the door of the plane, mooching lazy good for nothing but a target bastads.. Kill them all. They broke the law, get rid of em. ( in case ya didn't notice, I don't like Illegal immigrants )

[Picard]

If somebody could explain to bush, who be trying to make them all legal immigrants.

[Billforce]

Originally posted by leprechaun_40
I say ship all illegals halfway back to where they are from, then push them out the door of the plane, mooching lazy good for nothing but a target bastads.. Kill them all. They broke the law, get rid of em. ( in case ya didn't notice, I don't like Illegal immigrants )

Hey Lep!

I take it then that you don't like 7/11's then

[fishybawb]

Interesting poem. I take it there are no "born and bred" Americans on welfare?

[leprechaun_40]

Hey Billforce, if they're legal, I have no trouble with them, unless they don't speak english. It's the ones who are here illegally that really pi$$ me off. Shoot them and send the bodies home as a warning to others. Maybe I'm just a bit extreme. But, it was illegals that neither spoke nor read english ( not so sure they read spanish either ) that caused ConAgra to recall 3 million pounds of beef for E-coli. Why, cuz they couldn't read the posters on the wall that told how to avoid it. Stupid them and stupid conagra for hiring them.

[user0209]

lep, it's mostly the illegal folks that provide cheap services that you born and bred americans addict to but got no balls to replace. Don't talk down to all illegal folks because there are many many of them who are very hard working, reflecting those whose backs America was built on back in the old days.

I on the other hands have troubles with f#$@$@ed up peeps who work minimal and create troubles all the time.

[urdvurk]

Sure, illegal immigrants are going to take over America on welfare.

Too darn good for the American race.

Excuse me, what's that about the American race? Who would that be, exactly?

[j.m@talk]

Michael Jackson........ He's American........ Ya's can keep him too

[user0209]

Originally posted by j.m@talk21.com
Michael Jackson........ He's American........ Ya's can keep him too

MJ is as American as Ozzy Osbourne is Britian

[mireland]

Originally posted by j.m@talk21.com
Michael Jackson........ He's American........ Ya's can keep him too

and YOU can keep Tony Blair...

[urdvurk]

I'll have you know he is innocent of everything and has not misrepresented any situation whatsoever.
So there.

[bka1967]

Guess!

Whose fault is this (Welfare and Medicaid is given to Illegals)
Dummies in Washington??

Free Ph.D. ??
Need lots of scores and recommendations to get into a Ph. D. program. And better know your stuff too.....to teach the US undergrads to keep the grants coming for 3+ years. American do mostly undergrads.

Lots of money??
Yep ...Ph.D. gives you avg. $20-30K over undergrad degree (after avg. 3 years)

Breeding??
What is the latest divorce rate in the US?

Plenty Money??
Personal choice, In US... got to have lots of "toyz". Highest %age of household income spent among all nations....credit cards

No offense