Canadian?

[j.m@talk]

Three mice are sitting at a bar after the funeral of an Ontario mouse killed by an eighty year old lady with a broom, trying to impress each other about how tough they are.

The Manitoba mouse throws down a shot of bourbon, slams the empty glass onto the bar, turns to the Alberta mouse and says, "When I see a mousetrap, I lie on my back and set it off with my foot. When the bar comes down, I catch it in my teeth, bench press it twenty times to work up an appetite, and then make off with the cheese."

The Alberta mouse orders up two shots of tequila, drinks them down one after the other, slams both glasses onto the bar, turns to the Manitoba mouse and replies, "Oh yeah? When I see rat poison, I collect as much as I can, take it home, grind it up to a powder, and add it to my coffee each morning so I can get a good buzz going for the rest of the day."

The Manitoba and Alberta mouse then turn to the Saskatchewan mouse. The Saskatchewan mouse finishes the beer he has in front of him, lets out a long sigh and says to the two, "I don't have time for this bull****. "Gotta get home and f*** the cat."

[mireland]

[comp_nut]

Yawn

[j.m@talk]

Originally posted by comp_nut
Yawn

Umm I thought is was kinda humourous

[comp_nut]

it was


just pulling your chain

[j.m@talk]

This is not a commercial

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.d...tem=2769645121

[comp_nut]

i have hard enought to follow your english but that
dosn't make sense

[j.m@talk]

True


But its not a commercial tho

[sm8000]

LOL!

Thanks! From an ex-Canadian.