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    Bet you didn't Know This!

    A herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo. And when the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and the weakest ones at the back that are killed first. This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole because the average speed and health of the group keeps improving by the regular killing of the weakest members. In much the same way, the human brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells. Excessive intake of alcohol, we all know, kills brain cells, but naturally it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first. In this way, regular consumption of wine eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient machine.

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    RAM only operates as fast as the slowest item. Be it the mobo, or another stick of ram. The human always attacks the slowest first, and introduces a new one, faster than the previous fastest. Eventually speeding up the computer.

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    Darwin was right all along.

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    So Public Transport will improve over time??

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    Originally posted by herosrest
    So Public Transport will improve over time??
    Who is gonna eat the slow trains?

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    My mate Jarvis is partial.

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    How wrong that statement is, but I liked to believe it when I was younger and dumber. Go the Medicine route and you'll learn of all the stupid stuff you did and still most likely do that your not aware of, what is has or is doing, and why you did or still do it.

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    I'll try that excuse on my wife next time she tells me I've had enough. Could you please post some collaborating evidence?

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