What could it be????


Schwartzenegger has a big one.

Michael J. Fox has a small one.

Madonna doesn't have one.

The Pope has one but doesn't use his.

Clinton uses his all the time.

Mickey Mouse has an unusual one.

Liberace never used his on women.

Jerry Seinfeld is very, very proud of his.

Cher claims that she took on three.

We never saw Lucy use Desi's.

What is it?


Answer below!








The answer is:


"A Last Name."

(You didn't think I'd post a dirty joke, now did you? )

Have a great day!