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    so much for a fly

    now there is a **** wasp in my room!
    I fink i hit it and it rolled out the window, but im not sure
    I have a kinda waspophobia
    And i have claustrophobia, so a wasp in a tiny room is HELL!
    I will mabey shoot it, but im getting a bit paranoid. Im watching my neck a little too offen. I set up a webcam on it
    So much for that sitting still tale. Every time ive done that ive been stung. Heck i see wasps stinging walls
    I fought it was a big fly and i was chasing it around the room with my gun. Then it landed.

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    It is going to sneak under your bed covers....and ....wait....and wait for you to come to bed.......then when you are about asleep>>>>>>>>>>>
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    i actually hit it wiv my pillow

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    Originally posted by cwin
    i actually hit it wiv my pillow
    It is going to crawl into your ear tonight
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    There is an Annual festival of Jazz here. I attend most years.
    One w\e i've wandered off to chill during a lunchtime concert - a little the worse for some rael ale and ciders.

    Sitting on a low wall overlooking a large garden and pond a wasp decided it wanted to play and was dive bombing me for some minutes - actually going eye to eye after several attempts to swat it.

    Well - l got a little pissed at it. There it was - a couple of feet from my face. I threw a fast right jab, just missing as it flew up the sleeve of my jacket.

    H'mm that feeling - just sitting there knowing (with certainty) what comes next.

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    HAHAHA

    Dork...

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    Haha Herosrest! Its like getting kicked b/t the legs and you don't initially feel anything....all you keep thinking is

    Wait for it.....wait for it......wait for it......Oh boy, here it comes

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    Originally posted by herosrest

    H'mm that feeling - just sitting there knowing (with certainty) what comes next.
    The 70's song>>>> " The Streak" "And he aint wearing no clothes"
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    Re: so much for a fly

    Originally posted by cwin
    now there is a **** wasp in my room!
    I fink i hit it and it rolled out the window, but im not sure
    I have a kinda waspophobia
    And i have claustrophobia, so a wasp in a tiny room is HELL!
    I will mabey shoot it, but im getting a bit paranoid. Im watching my neck a little too offen. I set up a webcam on it
    So much for that sitting still tale. Every time ive done that ive been stung. Heck i see wasps stinging walls
    I fought it was a big fly and i was chasing it around the room with my gun. Then it landed.
    I use air freshener or spray deoderant and sneak up on a wasp and drown him in spray..then I safely scoop him up and throw him away.

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    or set him on fire!!!!
    With a lighter and can of deoderant
    mohahhahhaaa

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    how bout a vote,
    what should cwin use
    a)flame throwing deoderent
    b)spray it
    c)swat it again
    d)shoot it
    e)eat it
    f) other
    daemond son of evil

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    No need to poll. Go with light sensor Claymores. Two or three of them should sort it. Psssst... no one's used the B word yet.

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    Sequel to the Wasp event. Have u ever tried removing a wasp barb from your flesh. Interesting experiece.

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    i havent seen the wasp.... goin outside to blow the @$$ all the flies annoying the rabbits and guineas

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    I hope Cwin stayed out of jail......
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