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michiganders will understand....
...tho some may not agree!!
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>> > >Once upon a time in the Kingdom of Heaven, God was missing
>> > >> > > for six days. Eventually, Michael, the archangel found him,
>> > >> > > resting on the seventh day. He inquired of God, "Where have you
>> > >> > > been?"
>> > >> > > God sighed a deep sigh of satisfaction and proudly pointed
>> > >> > > downwards through the clouds. "Michael, look what I've made."
>> > >> > > Archangel Michael looked puzzled and said, "What is it?"
>> > >> > > "It's a planet," replied God, "and I've put Life on it. I'm
>> > >> > > >going to call it Earth and it's going to be a great place of
>> > >> > > >balance."
>> > >> > > "Balance?"! , inquired Michael, still confused.
>> > >> > > God explained, pointing to different parts of earth, "For
>> > >> > > example, Northern Europe will be a place of great opportunity
>> > >> > > and wealth while Southern Europe is going to be poor. The
>> > >> > > Middle East over there will be a hot spot. Over there I've
>> > >> > > placed a continent of white people, and over there is a
>> > >> > > Continent of black people," God continued, pointing to
different
>> > >> > > countries. "This one will be extremely hot and arid while this
>> > >> > > one will be very cold and covered in ice."> > The Archangel,
>> > >>impressed by God's work, then pointed to a
>> > >> > > large land Mass and said, "What's that one?"
>> > >> > > "Ah," said God. "That's the Upper Peninsula, the most
>> > >> > > glorious place on earth. There are beautiful lakes and rivers,
>> > >> > > green forests, sunsets, and fresh air. The people from the
>> > >> > > Upper Peninsula are going to be modest, intelligent and
>> > >> > > humorous. They will be extremely sociable, hardworking, and
>> > >> > > high-achieving and they will be known throughout the world as
>> > >> > > ambassadors and carriers of peace."
>> > >> > > Michael gasped in wonder and admiration but then
>> > >> > > proclaimed, "What about balance, God? You said there would be
>> > >> > > balance!"
>> > >> > > God replied wisely, "Wait until you see the idiots I'm
>> > >> > > putting next to them in Lower Michigan.
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