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gibsinep
01-11-2002, 07:15 PM
I found the craziest story. Friend e-mailed the link to me. Here a qiuke quote.

"If your son has requested a new "processor" from a company called "AMD", this is genuine cause for alarm. AMD is a third-world based company who make inferior, "knock-off" copies of American processor chips. They use child labor extensively in their third world sweatshops, and they deliberately disable the security features that American processor makers, such as Intel, use to prevent hacking. AMD chips are never sold in stores, and you will most likely be told that you have to order them from internet sites. Do not buy this chip! This is one request that you must refuse your son, if you are to have any hope of raising him well."


Wow after reading the entire story found here
http://www.adequacy.org/?op=displaystory;sid=2001/12/2/42056/2147 LINK WONT WORK COPY PASTE IT.

I was at a lack of words. That has to be the biggest load of bull S**t in the world.

"Alos be sure and read and see what the auther says about LINUX
BSD, Lunix, Debian and Mandrake are all versions of an illegal hacker operation system, invented by a Soviet computer hacker named Linyos Torovoltos, before the Russians lost the Cold War. It is based on a program called "xenix", which was written by Microsoft for the US government. These programs are used by hackers to break into other people's computer systems to steal credit card numbers. They may also be used to break into people's stereos to steal their music, using the "mp3" program. Torovoltos is a notorious hacker, responsible for writing many hacker programs, such as "telnet", which is used by hackers to connect to machines on the internet without using a telephone.

Your son may try to install "lunix" on your hard drive. If he is careful, you may not notice its presence, however, lunix is a capricious beast, and if handled incorrectly, your son may damage your computer, and even break it completely by deleting Windows, at which point you will have to have your computer repaired by a professional.

If you see the word "LILO" during your windows startup (just after you turn the machine on), your son has installed lunix. In order to get rid of it, you will have to send your computer back to the manufacturer, and have them fit a new hard drive. Lunix is extremely dangerous software, and cannot be removed without destroying part of your hard disk surface. "

I wonder what this guy is on

bigparsnip
01-11-2002, 08:11 PM
I would definately have to say that this guy is iethier tacking the p**s, or he has some serious mental problems, posibly assosiated with being a nutter.

On another note, the whole of this website seems to be filled with stories of a similar wierd nature, and rather ironicaly (seen as how it is an internet site which requires the users to be at least basicaly adept at using a computer) the users appear to be generaly firly extreem technophobes, or at least paranoid about these things (their computers must be imune to these things because they belive they are good people, hmm?). All in ann, I belive it would be in their best interests if the site were closed to only its members, so the outside world was not exposed to that sort of fillth;) .

bigparsnip
01-11-2002, 08:16 PM
by the way, what do ammericans have against the canadians?, the mission statement seems to confirm this, "This site is aimed at middle class white male professionals - the sort of people who have been sadly sidelined by today's victim culture, and the domination of homosexuals, geeks, amputees, racial minorities and Canadians, who have all risen up with their discrimination laws and 'equality' to sadly control the media agenda."

Why is this, is it because they are so good at ice hockey or is it because of Bryan Addams and Celine Deion?

gibsinep
01-11-2002, 08:19 PM
I am an American and have no problems with Canadians. I also happen to like Bryan Adams' music.

Imperion1
01-11-2002, 11:17 PM
Moved.

Rcttexas
01-11-2002, 11:28 PM
That is a funy story, considering I work 2 blocks from AMD's Plant in AUSTIN, TEXAS. DUH AMD designs their chips at this plant. Sure are alot of cars in the area come 5pm. Do kids in third world countries drive? Must be a heck of a commute!!!!;)

By the way, I like Canada, besides the traffic in Vancouver (no freeways) its a pretty cool place!!!!

Ka0ticSH
01-12-2002, 12:10 PM
wasn't that actually from a bigger document about how to identify if your son is a hacker?its considered humor. :)

elleon30033
01-12-2002, 12:13 PM
Big, you're kidding right? Where is this mission statement you speak of? Surely, its not sysopts mission statement. Say it ain't so....

bigparsnip
01-12-2002, 01:28 PM
No of course it ain't Sysopt's mission statement, it is only a part of the mission statment for Adequacy.org (http://www.adequacy.org/). You can find their whole misson statment here, but it realy isn't all that big or cleaver (perhaps it may be funny when drunk? But I don't think I'll bother fiding out), The mission statement. (http://www.adequacy.org/?op=special;page=mission)

elleon30033
01-12-2002, 01:37 PM
Big, ok, now i see. I went to in Adequacy.whatever and i gotta tell you, i won't be going back LOL. What a sad site. Thanks for the link and personally, i've always wanted to move to quebec...its soooo beautiful and the people are soooo nice. And i knew the people here were above that kinda mission statement....but i had to be sure yanno? LOL

Praetorian
01-12-2002, 04:53 PM
I'm pretty sure this is all a big joke. Or eles this guy has gone completely off the deep end. :p

Ka0ticSH
01-12-2002, 09:39 PM
no offense
but whoever runs that site
has _way_ too much time on his hands...

gibsinep
01-12-2002, 09:53 PM
They have more than just that

Ammok
01-13-2002, 10:41 AM
LOL

Ammok
01-13-2002, 10:45 AM
I like americans and canadians but I prefer spanish girls.

$1500-P4 gamer
01-14-2002, 07:42 AM
ummmmm,spanish girls/lolitas.Gotta say yes,yes,to that statement!:cool:

acid_burn~187
01-14-2002, 09:17 AM
Hey all. I read this artical a week ago when I found the link at theregister.co.uk

It's meant to be a joke artical on how to knwo if your son is a computer hacker. It's actually pretty comedic. :)

~Paul

Lycia
01-14-2002, 06:13 PM
Originally posted by Ammok
I like americans and canadians but I prefer spanish girls.

Well who doesn't???

bigparsnip
01-14-2002, 06:36 PM
Hm Lycia, the only woman to post a reply in the search for women on sysopt thread, and you like spanish girls? This could be VERY ineresting.:p

I do belive I cannot spell for love nor money, ****.:(

Ammok
01-15-2002, 03:46 PM
Well spotted parsnip.

I should have pointed out, however, that my preference for spanish girls is purely based on looking, since they are too smart to let you get anywhere near them, even with two cans of Carlsberg Special Brew. (For those none brits reading this, CSB is a famous soft drink similar to the american root beer has to be drunk two cans at time if you happen to female.)
:p
I am not adverse to looking at any other type of attractive females as this is one of my favourite pastimes, unless I am with my wife (my testes are quite fine where they are thank you) .:D

bigparsnip
01-15-2002, 04:46 PM
Yes, I would have to agrre that special brew is definately one for the young teens out there (especialy feemale), allong with most of the tramps I've seen about. Although, it's taste does leave a lot to be desired.;)

Sunn
02-14-2002, 02:44 AM
I am 100% american... have been to canada few times n loved it and don't hate anyone.. I don't like to be grouped Ie:: "americans" Because I don't care where you r from If u r nice I like ya....If u act like a sh*t to me I won't .. plain n simple..


Live long n prosper
err wutever lol

jeiworth
02-14-2002, 09:29 AM
Originally posted by acid_burn~187
Hey all. I read this artical a week ago when I found the link at theregister.co.uk

It's meant to be a joke artical on how to knwo if your son is a computer hacker. It's actually pretty comedic. :)

~Paul

Yep, I had a good laugh a few weeks ago when this article was posted in another board I'm on, nice prank.

What's really funny are the responses on it ;) ;D ;D ;D

Bizkitkid2001
02-14-2002, 07:08 PM
Originally posted by Ammok
I like americans and canadians but I prefer spanish girls.


Hell yeah!!!!

Sir Percy Punch
02-14-2002, 08:22 PM
Originally posted by Ammok

Carlsberg Special Brew. (For those none brits reading this, CSB is a famous soft drink similar to the american root beer has to be drunk two cans at time if you happen to female.)
:p


Please could I confirm what Ammok has said and add that CSB is a well known over the counter medicinal health aid in the UK, especially of benefit to women.
It is clinically proven to improve skin complexion, enhance hair control without the use of a conditioner and has natural slimming qualities.
Best drunk in large quantities as there is no maximum dose.
:D

Ammok
02-15-2002, 02:30 PM
And you get them free with every Brit male you date.

bigparsnip
02-15-2002, 10:56 PM
Speak for yourself, some of us don't have to stoop THAT low to get a woman.;)

Ammok
02-16-2002, 08:48 AM
No, of course not, they drop at your feet like dead flies round a vapona.:D

bigparsnip
02-16-2002, 09:01 AM
More like flies round a lump of rotting meat;)

Ammok
02-16-2002, 09:07 AM
I don't think I shall go there.:D

bigparsnip
02-16-2002, 09:37 AM
Thought thatr would be too tempting for you to resist, well done, and besides, I'm not doing too bad from it:p

Ammok
02-16-2002, 09:53 AM
LOL