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Target
08-24-2000, 01:30 PM
Got this today via email, and about fell out of my chair laughing!!!


You have just received the "Redneck Virus"!!!
Since Rednecks aren't very smart and don't have any programming experience,
this Virus works on the honor system. Please delete all the files on your
hard drive, and manually forward this Virus to everyone on your mailing
list.

Thank you,

Bubba

qball
08-24-2000, 01:53 PM
Very funny.

May get as big as the luv bug!

Richard_Cranium72
08-24-2000, 02:24 PM
Sire Target;
It is indeed a blessing when the Heavens open and the Old Wise Ones peer onto our miserable, pitiful and useless existence.

Your wish is of course my command.
It is a joy to be commanded to perform Hari-Kari upon my treasure trove of machinery.

If the OWO commanded it, I would be delighted to inflict Seppuku upon myself.
Not having a "Second" near to perform the de-capitation after I plunge the sword into my abdomen, would one of the Old Wise Ones benefit myself with this gracious deed?

This is to inform your highness, one of the few of the Old Wise Ones(aka OWO), that I have indeed performed the mandated task.

The command "deltree Windows" has wiped all files and data, years of difficult and monotonous work to the point where hope of recovery of any data from my remaining 6 computers is now impossible.

The one I'm using now is not mine, So I interpret the order to include only my personal machines.

As you have ordered, I will honor this by getting my two dead pewters running perfectly and if my WinME arrives I will install it, destroy the disc, then proceed to "deltree Windows" on the remaining computers.

Your loyal and most subordinate peasant;

DrVette http://sysopt.earthweb.com/forum/smile.gif

[This message has been edited by Richard_Cranium72 (edited 08-26-2000).]

crockett
08-24-2000, 04:19 PM
lol that was preaty funny

howste
08-25-2000, 12:30 AM
Whoa, I done deleted them files off'n my herd drive 'n now I cain't forard no virus to nobody 'cuz it's gone...

BFlurie
08-25-2000, 04:16 AM
Ahhhhhhh, Redneck Virus -- finally, a virus close to my heart.

Richard_Cranium72
09-01-2000, 06:51 PM
Well, I finally got my turn to use a computer.

You see since I got the Redneck Virus, I have no computer of my own to use, HEY LADY, WATCH IT. Goofy Wench.

My time is almost up, they give us 15 min, then someone else gets to go.. bye gang
DrVette