nygel3
08-25-2001, 10:22 AM
I don't usually post jokes like this but it's just barely left of center and it just about knocked me off the fence post myself!
Read on:
While suturing a laceration on the hand of a 90 year-old Texas rancher whose hand got caught in a gate while working cattle, a doctor asked the old man what he thought about George W. Bush being in the White House.
The old Texan said, "Well, ya know, Bush is a "Post turtle."
Not knowing what the old man meant, the doctor asked him what a post turtle was. The old man said, "When you're riding the range and and checking fences, and you come across a fence post with a turtle balanced on top of it, that's a post turtle."
The doctor still had a puzzled look on this face, so the old man continued to explain, "You know he didn't get up there by himself, you know he doesn't belong there, he sure as heck can't get anything done while he's up there, and you just want to help the poor dumb thing get down."
[This message has been edited by nygel3 (edited 08-25-2001).]
Read on:
While suturing a laceration on the hand of a 90 year-old Texas rancher whose hand got caught in a gate while working cattle, a doctor asked the old man what he thought about George W. Bush being in the White House.
The old Texan said, "Well, ya know, Bush is a "Post turtle."
Not knowing what the old man meant, the doctor asked him what a post turtle was. The old man said, "When you're riding the range and and checking fences, and you come across a fence post with a turtle balanced on top of it, that's a post turtle."
The doctor still had a puzzled look on this face, so the old man continued to explain, "You know he didn't get up there by himself, you know he doesn't belong there, he sure as heck can't get anything done while he's up there, and you just want to help the poor dumb thing get down."
[This message has been edited by nygel3 (edited 08-25-2001).]