Money...

[rh71]

MONEY-----
It can buy a House
but not a Home.
It can buy a Bed
but not Sleep
It can buy a Clock
but not Time.
It can buy you a Book
but not Knowledge.
It can buy you a Position
but not Respect.
It can buy you Blood
but not Life
It can buy you Sex
but not Love.
So you see money isn't everything
And it often causes pain and suffering.
I let you know all this because I am your friend,
And as your friend I want to take away your pain and
suffering.
So send me all your money
And I will suffer for you.

Aint friendship grand!

[Makaveli]

Ha! Thats pretty funny! Good one... Good one... lol

-MaK

[Double L]

For a second there I thought the world was saved.....

The truth is:

Money can buy all of those things and more!!!

[rh71]

But I know that deep down inside you're suffering because of it. My friend, let me relieve you of this... for it is an unnecessary burden. http://www.sysopt.com/forum/wink.gif

[flea]

OMG too funny.