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Barney
03-07-2001, 06:12 PM
Once upon a Time...

(yes that's four! http://www.sysopt.com/forum/wink.gif )

randy48
03-07-2001, 06:35 PM
OH no Barney, you didn't!

Jeff7
03-07-2001, 06:58 PM
a really long thread crashed...

Barney
03-07-2001, 07:06 PM
Yes I did! <IMG SRC="http://server2044.virtualave.net/r0nald/ubb/biggrin.gif" border=0>

...because of the SysOpt bug.

Roy
03-07-2001, 07:13 PM
Apparently someone forgot to ...

grieg
03-07-2001, 07:15 PM
flip the sucker over!

Warthog
03-07-2001, 07:17 PM
like a pancake

stppetty
03-07-2001, 07:22 PM
Roses are Red violets are...

nunyadam
03-07-2001, 09:12 PM
blue this post was dead...

justy
03-08-2001, 02:41 AM
now what will we do........

DND
03-08-2001, 02:42 AM
i recall they had a thread like this a while ago in hardocp.. and a long time ago over here.. how did u get the idea of this again?

dafremen
03-08-2001, 07:54 AM
Screaming Fishy Fishy Fishy Fiiish!!

8) Daffy

(The funny thing is that the last story ended right around when I mentioned the Hamsters threatening to end this thread!)

Wiruz
03-08-2001, 10:32 AM
While Falling Down a...

Wiruz
03-08-2001, 10:37 AM
"thread-ending" hamster infected hole

(2 in a row...)

Wiruz
03-08-2001, 11:03 AM
Created by daffy...

(I shouldn't post more, I'm getting drunk... he he)

dafremen
03-08-2001, 11:36 AM
In a fit of drunken...

krusty the klown
03-08-2001, 11:59 AM
vaccuum cleaning, he sucked up...

spuck
03-08-2001, 01:02 PM
my neibors cat ate my hampster.

dafremen
03-08-2001, 01:34 PM
And puked up my Chiapet

voogru
03-08-2001, 02:44 PM
COPYCAT!!!!!!! NoOoOoOoOo

I MUST HAVE MY THREAD HIT 1000!!!!!
DO NOT FALL FOR THIS LAME IMITATION!!!!!! http://www.sysopt.com/forum/wink.gif

Please dont copy MY Idea when my thread falls behind 10-15 days you can copy my topic but not when im still running my topic for almost 4 Months!!!

look I dont go around copying your popular threads now do i?

wait till my other thread is dead to the point where nothing will rescue it

Barney
03-08-2001, 02:59 PM
Sucka! http://www.sysopt.com/forum/wink.gif

Your thread is broken, the 19th page doesn't work. People were complaining, so I fixed it. <IMG SRC="http://server2044.virtualave.net/r0nald/ubb/biggrin.gif" border=0>

Continuing the story:

B!11 G@T3$ was @home when...

voogru
03-08-2001, 05:03 PM
your right

The 645 Post legend I wonder if it can be broken....

also I get 50% credit since it was MY idea so ill just add 10 Posts too 645 = 655

[This message has been edited by voogru (edited 03-08-2001).]

nunyadam
03-11-2001, 02:15 PM
the original is at 654(still accepting post ,but can't find the page?)

jagman
03-12-2001, 07:17 AM
UMM! Where IS the story ?

dafremen
03-12-2001, 07:27 AM
When we last left our heroes...they were in the middle of an earthquake that was hitting Seattle...we join them there now:

and broke every last jar of...

daveleau
03-12-2001, 02:25 PM
fresh from Kenny Rogers Roasters across from Kramers apartment where...

dafremen
03-12-2001, 02:32 PM
I'm afraid the story police are gunna hafta stop you right there daveleau for exceeding the 5 word limit.

Story starts from here:

fresh from Kenny Rogers Roasters

to a theatre near you... http://www.sysopt.com/forum/smile.gif

8) Daffy

grieg
03-12-2001, 06:08 PM
I chewed the tender brown!

surrealchereal
03-13-2001, 12:15 AM
A secret food, known only

dafremen
03-13-2001, 12:45 AM
As Cruminium-X, a tofu substitute...

Warthog
03-13-2001, 12:46 AM
*lol dafre http://www.sysopt.com/forum/smile.gif*

as "MAPS", a meat alternative

Barney
03-13-2001, 12:49 AM
that tastes like hot chicken

dafremen
03-14-2001, 05:23 AM
Meanwhile, on a strange planet..

Warthog
03-14-2001, 05:33 AM
*MAPS = SPAM*

little green men were having....

nunyadam
03-14-2001, 06:24 PM
little green martian ciggerates....
(anyone remember that song?)

dafremen
03-15-2001, 07:29 AM
Filled with green martian leaves...

(Anyone remember Cheech and Chong? http://www.sysopt.com/forum/wink.gif )

surrealchereal
03-17-2001, 04:03 AM
or put the green stuff in a bong?

(it rhymed)


and because some did....

[This message has been edited by surrealchereal (edited 03-17-2001).]

dafremen
03-19-2001, 10:51 AM
Then they flew off to...

King_Kooba_Fantastique
03-19-2001, 11:42 AM
...Aruba,where they danced to..

dafremen
03-19-2001, 01:08 PM
who, not suprisingly DID IT...

Warthog
03-19-2001, 01:13 PM
to the girl-next-door

*well, I can tell Dafre is online, replying to posts like me http://www.sysopt.com/forum/smile.gif*

dafremen
03-19-2001, 01:37 PM
who was actually Batgirl's younger...

(Yup, been following you all around the posts today...By the way, how come you haven't responded to my Tribute to Comedies thread yet?)

8) Daffy


[This message has been edited by dafremen (edited 03-19-2001).]

Warthog
03-19-2001, 01:52 PM
(You're stalking me!!)

...brother. But Dave didn't care....

KMBALO
03-19-2001, 03:23 PM
He liked to share...

KMBALO
03-20-2001, 12:45 AM
Good ole Dave Matthews...

dafremen
03-21-2001, 08:17 AM
good babe hunting tips with...

dafremen
03-24-2001, 07:34 PM
Orville Redenbacher, popcorn king, who...

Warthog
03-26-2001, 05:17 AM
also liked aspharagus.

prttybean
03-26-2001, 08:02 AM
but only on Monday, when......

dafremen
03-26-2001, 08:31 AM
the stalks are less starchy...

prttybean
03-27-2001, 12:29 AM
and makes him feel like....

turbo
03-28-2001, 06:55 AM
wong tong ting tong toe

dafremen
03-28-2001, 06:59 AM
International Martial Arts film star...

turbo
03-28-2001, 07:10 AM
Badly misrepresented by asparagus studios